That's what all the crazy ones say.

Yeah, they sure don't make 'em like they used to. My mother's kitchen had a 1984 JCPenney branded microwave (with no turntable) that worked right up until 2024, the original light bulb inside dying sometime in the 2010s.

On the one hand, I remember hating it because it didn't heat evenly, on the other, it was certainly built like a shit brickhouse if it lasted forty years.

The day after: "Republicans break pinky swear -- "No one could have seen this coming" says Fetterman; Democrats sigh, throw up their hands, and collectively go 'whaddayagonnadoaboutit?'; Schumer writes strongly worded letter."

Oompa Loompa told the nation
have no fear of escalation,
I am trying everyone to please

Though it isn't really war
We're sending 3,000 more
To help save Trump from Epstein

rip

well, shit, now I need to find a new place to shitpost from that isn't run by morons. Thanks for providing one for so long.

Whatever this person is smoking, snorting, swallowing, injecting, and/or boofing, I want some. I'm already self-medicating with as much pot as I can afford to get through this assclown fuckery we call an administration; I want/need stronger drugs that enable this kind of magical thinking and optimism.

seems more likely, being it's 4chan; that they're 100% aware and in-favor of the slaves, just that they believe they'll always be in that lucky 10%. Same goes for idolizing Super Earth -- it's never them that'll be sent to a freedom camp, until it happens, it's always something that happens to someone else who "probably deserved it"

"amazing quality of life"

Sure, if you're the right kind of super citizen.

You find yourself, in a room. Not a room in which I am trapped with you, but a room in which you are trapped with me.

Please don't.

Fully.

Cooked.

I don't know what it is about this expression but it just screams "fully cooked", like you've had one too many pot brownies and you're just trying to survive this social encounter without giving it away.

Dumber still, immediately before shitting his own pants, he was loudly proclaiming he was the best at not shitting his own pants, while simultaneously pissing off every single one of our sponge-wielding allies.