Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it's not the month they were born in, you can tell them "we liked how it sounded" until they're old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.

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Lemmy. Obviously

You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface

Kiddie McKiddington

Chile Childers

Wehadababy Itsaboy

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Clem Fandango Aurora Dave

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Please just make sure not to go too crazy with "unique" names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way... it's such a headache, and a whole lot of "we can't locate your file" because someone wasn't listening to me when I spelled out my first name.

I’m partial to Chalupa Batman.

Offspring 1.

If it's a boy: Doug Damage. If it's a girl: Doug Damage.

Child

Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?

Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.

Anything that is gender-neutral, just to cover the bases in the future

Bilbo

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Stump Junkman

Bob Johnson

Gristle McThornbody

Hope. Because, they'll need it.

Bort

Daimler-Benz DB 605 35.7L V12 supercharged inverted inline engine

This seems more appropriate to ask the ouija board community not asklemmy.

How about "Nine Ten"?

Seriously though, my firstborn got a rather specific name which was (and is) totally fine - it just set us up for some serious brain racking when it came time to come up with another name that wasn't comparatively boring.

I'd suggest something that:

• you can spell when you hear it
• you can pronounce when you read it
• in all the languages that you care about

That narrows things down quite a bit, I've found. It also makes life so much easier for the kid bearing it.

Phteven

your grandparents name, with a different letter.

Aurangzeb Tamerlane Bunduqdari

Has a nice ring to it

Blessica

If I have kids (doubtful) I would probably use a name from Trek. Some of my favorite names:

• Jadzia
• Kira
• Geordi
• Solais/Riva
• Dal
• Chakotay

Although I like the name Miles, I don't want to subject my child to a lifetime of suffering

Vorpath The Undying Nightmare

Here are some baby names I've thought of but probably won't use:

• Kareem
• Hayaat
• Zain/Zainab
• Reem
• Idris
• Ilyas
• Yazin
• Younus
• Safa
• Marwa
• Sadiq
• Talib
• Ja'far

pichael

X Æ A12

Girl: Strychnine Microflora.
Boy: Gaylord Perry Jr.
Puppy: Butters. 

Alphonse Bentley McChicken.

Male: Bortleby Wafflecrank.
Female: Blorpina

Hope this helps!

My old boss had a dog named "deeohgee", literally dog spelled out. He also had a daughter named "Katie", which was him compromising with the mother as he wanted to name her "Ka'idee" (kid spelled out....).

I'm a big fan of the Beatles, so I've always been partial to the name "Vera" for a girl; named for the grandchild mentioned in "When I'm 64."

For a boy, "Rocky" the raccoon, or the slightly less ridiculous "John" who you could call "Jojo" before they leave they grow up and leave for California

Velvalee.

Mephiston, Lord of Death

better !askouija@lemmy.world

Boy: Lemmy Girl: Lemmi Edit:crap just saw someone else beat me to this.

My goto was always Richard Edward, or Dick Ed for short.

Abu Tamim Ma'ad al-Mu'izz li-Din Allah

Okay, real suggestions.

Think about personal values that you and your wife hold dear. Something that you both know will never change, something you want to teach your child as they grow older. Something precious.

Think about a hero--real or fictional, famous or personal--who embodies those qualities. Name your kid after that person.

The beautiful legendary Norwegian name: Guttorm

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Jimothy

So, my culture places a lot of emphasis on names because we believe that names effect the destiny of the named. So we usually create names that we think will bless our children in their future. Examples: Legacy, Radiance, Kiah (Strength), ect. If the name that has a good meaning does not sound like a name then we often make it a secret name and use a nickname based on it for their legal name. Example; if secret name is Malik (Monarch) legal name is Mal.

Mirabelle (Mira) is a cute girl's name, and I think Basil is a really cute boy's name, but they'd get swirlies for sure at school, so probably something banal like Trent.