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[–] 172 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)
  • [–] 78 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
  • [–] 100 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)

    Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.

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  • [–] 76 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)
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    Straight up, what's with this dayshift post?

    I'm out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they're over there sleeping!

    I haven't slept at night since I was a wee lad!

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  • [–] 33 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Y'all sleep with clothes on?

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  • [–] 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    I recall my friend's brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    He was correct and a house fire made him doubt himself?

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  • [–] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Looks like Xavier's making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads

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  • [–] 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)
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    just had number 4 last two nights, highly recommended. this bear knows his shit.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Implying nobody sleeps with a shirt, pants, and socks.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I'm in the van, it's winter and there's no heating.

    Mostly because drugs

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    And there's my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don't know how she can feel that cold when she's that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can't even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Who's the madman with just his socks on?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Being naked is the only right way to sleep. You can also wear socks if you extra kinky.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago

    Missing option: onesie.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    has... has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯

    (sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Xavier is everywhere and working hard.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago

    6 or 3, depending

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

    I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere...

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    If your toddler's hands are giving you erections then maybe don't sleep with them?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Not sure if you're joking or serious: I didn't mean to imply that my toddler's hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers... Preferably a dry suit...

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago

    #7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.

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    [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'd like to propose 8 – my partner.

    Two to three top layers. Panties and long pyjama pants. Two pairs of socks. We live in central Europe.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago*

    Where's the 'naked except for a sombrero' option?

    Goddammit! Always under-represented!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    why is there only one variant with socks? Oo

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used...

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago

    How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    I do a six. Being in just my underwear without clothes on has never felt right under any circumstances.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Where's the 2 but without the shirt?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Those are briefs, not shorts.

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