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[–] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere...

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    If your toddler's hands are giving you erections then maybe don't sleep with them?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Not sure if you're joking or serious: I didn't mean to imply that my toddler's hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers... Preferably a dry suit...

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