Simple, make it a Trump-offal Arch.

Future history students are going to ask, "Why would a politician ever choose to have the name of a man known for fucking couches?"

Now try Masssasassachoosits

pocorgtfo has some pretty cool/scary examples of what a pdf is capable of hiding. One issue actually starts with a boot sector that is a playble game of tetris

0.0.0.0 is usable, not routable, but still very usable

Ah yes, Strom Thurmond of the States' Rights Democratic Party. I'll give you one guess what their party flag was...

That's longer though?

So... he meant to lick some boots while maintaining optics, but he ended up fucking himself with a red hat?

Could also be the AI chatbots they're using to "phone it in" include a lot of 4chan in their training data

If you do it right, t-rex will learn what it's been missing and welcome you back with arms wide open.

Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.

I love the idea that the deregulation installed by the slopper barons might also lead to their own uninstallation.