I mostly disagree, but this line:

Blowjobs are psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex.

...had me laughing out loud in the doctor's waiting room.

So categorical no, it feels great. That being said, I will say that the current porn direction for blowjobs is really gross. Most blowjob videos seem to be about make it as uncomfortable and painful as possible for the girl. I feel like I'm watching bdsm most of the time.

I strenuously disagree but that’s what this community is for, good post OP.

To be fair I don’t like gargling/gagging noises either.

I'm sorry you've never had a good blowjob. There should be no scraping, it doesn't require jaw width as much as technique. Also the being unable to breathe is part of the turn on, if you're into BDSM. I love it when my partner holds my head down to prevent me from coming up for air, and she loves that gesture of domination. It's less about the sensation for us, and more about an act of service and submission. To each their own.

Sounds like you've just had terrible blowjobs.

Some people are better at them than others. I've had a couple toe-curling fellations, and a lot of "that's enough dear" ones.

Alright, this is truly an unpopular opinion 😂

Just want to add that this kinda works the other way around, too. Giving blowjobs is totally underrated and extremely pleasant and rewarding.
Please don't ask how I know...

Upvote for a truly unpopular opinion

A good blowjob does not consist of deep throat or just using a mouth but tongue, lips, hands, other body parts, variety of pressure/speeds, and it highly involves speech and vocalizations. In short it is highly a multi modality event when done right.

Most people can't even open their jaw wide enough

You don’t have to brag like that

Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg

I read this and can hear the grapefruit

Jobs in general are overrated.

The best thing about getting a blowjob from my wife is how much it turns her on.

I stand with you! Overrated. They’re fun enough but the sensation itself just doesn’t do it for me.

You clearly haven't been with someone who takes their job seriously. You need a blowcareeer.

I feel like this is ops humble brag about him having a big penis.

Some people are just really bad at it. That would be the only reason I could see myself holding this opinion. Having said that, BJ's used to feel better to me when I was younger. Still very much like them though, unless they're bad which is not all that often ime

I just wonder why it is called blowjob instead of suckjob, or perhaps vacuumjob?

Granted, I don't have the equipment to enjoy blowjob more than enjoying my partners enjoyment, but I do not (and neither does he) understand the glug glug glug thing they do in porn. That is not a real blowjob sound, or at least I have never needed to make a glug glug noise, maybe a slurp or a accidental gag, but no glugs and certainly not glugs you can heard from next door.

You have clearly never had a bj from someone who actually knows what they're doing. Totally understandable to have this opinion if that's the case, how can you know what fine dining is if all you ever get served is junk food.

Skill issue

Yep upvoted cuz this opinion is unpopular because it's very incorrect.