I appreciate your condolences. Life will hopefully at some point get better. I've been through worse.

User name is a typo lol. Don't make your username on a cellphone keyboard if you have big meaty hands without double checking what you're putting in.

But I'm not joking. Like sign me up for a fresh hot'n'ready bomb with extra napalm please. I have wanted to die for years, have tried to do it myself many times, but there's too much bitch in me to do it. This country is absolutely fucked anyway. If Iran ever put up a public service for America called "Bomb to Table Delivery" I would be the first person signing up.

Can I give Iran my address so they can drop the first bomb right on top of me. I legitimately want to die. =D

It feels extremely weird to say it but I can get behind this kind of attitude. We need more of this. I love you too.

She knows what you did last summer.

Me perfectly safe at home because I am too paranoid, and reclusive to ever visit a theme park where large congregations of people gather - ...

I'm shocked more people don't realize this. There is absolutely nothing broken with the system. It's working exactly as intended. The suffering of the lower classes is the desired outcome. If we're too tired, desperate for enough resources to survive, and too afraid, we won't be able to stand up for ourselves and demand something better.

And unfortunately it's working spectacularly.

Brother of the Unlost. Witness to the End Times.

Or maybe something culturally meaningful to your family, idk I'm bad at naming things.

That looks absolutely amazing. I'm actually jelly.

A large trench coat and two other people so we can sneak in and seize the food for ourselves.

Gives me oxtail vibes. And my god do I love oxtail.

I would absolutely fucking buy drinks from a fire breathing lesbian bartender.