This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.

Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions

The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?

Gabe Poirot was riding an electric skateboard at around 30 miles per hour without a helmet in October 2021 when he hit a small bump in the road and flipped backwards, landing directly on his head.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

It's kind of tragic how badly a TBI can mess up someone's life, especially at such a young age.

Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

Good thing he took a picture...

Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.

Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’

🤦

Religion is a mental illness

Erm, what the yaoi fanfic?

Hats off to the headline writer. I lol’d

Sounds homoerotic, but OK.

Maybe "heaven" was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

My mom for a while believed a TV evangelist for a while, I'll always remember his shit name. Jesse Duplanis. Told everyone he went to heaven and met Jesus on a deathbed experience before being "sent back to preach the good book". Of course it was the abundance gospel of he just happened to have a private jet and multiple mansions.

My gullible naive mother sent him money when she was most destitute thinking he knew how to make things better. At one point it was a full tithe, 10% of her income. I hope he rots in the ground.

Goddamn even The Onion can't do shit this stupid, and they're actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet.

If I tell anyone that I spent time with Jesus they wouldn't believe me.

Why do they believe this guy??? What's he got??? Souvenirs?

Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Well, there's this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Mentally ill man says gay shit on fox news. Just another day at fox.

Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.

“Liar claims lies”

Fixed the headline, it’s no longer news

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

Fox News is like, "brain damage?! Bring him on!!"

Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that "heaven" is just like that fantasy novel that you've internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I'll file this with the people that have conversations with god

Then he woke up on sticky sheets.

Was never much of a Ford fan, so…. This is disappointing. Was really hoping he would be a Camaro, or even an import.

He must be Dothraki. He met "the stallion who mounts the world".

Why did he get a platform lol

When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack

I bet he can also describe in detail how hung the Mustang was.

How much cum would he need to swallow to taste the testosterone?

Unironically this account makes just as much sense as every stupid religion on this planet.

And this is what happens when you give a platform to idiots, brain damage or not.

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It's fine. He's a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.

This is not meant to be criticism, but I think this guy has been repressing something for a long time...

I think the brain injury has him a little confused. He spent 18 days with a 6ft Mustang full of testosterone called Jesús, and it was heavenly.

USA?

guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously

USA

These kind of hallucinations are not uncommon for a near death experience.

An existing theory is that its caused by your brain releasing naturaly produced dmt when its senses its about to die.

Thats pretty interesting, but doesnt explain why where giving this guy a stage and actively make them dangerously mentally ill by feeding into the delusions they experienced.

Cf. Jesus and John Wayne by Kristin Kobes Du Mez:

Jesus and John Wayne is a sweeping account of the last seventy-five years of white evangelicalism, showing how American evangelicals have worked for decades to replace the Jesus of the Gospels with an idol of rugged masculinity and Christian nationalism, or in the words of one modern chaplain, with “a spiritual badass.”

I'm sure he did ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nso9sDGkOdQ

"When you have to fill a 24h news day you can literally drag up brain injured crazy people and just let them talk! "

-giggling ceo

Man wakes up from coma, figures out how to make bank on it.

if christianity rebranded jesus to be an extremely male and extremely verile free-roaming horse I would have to seriously rethink my atheism.