Jesus Fucking Christ.

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

It's infuriating how they're desperate to insert themselves into the act of cognition itself. Thinking is free, and as they see it, anything you do for free is money rightfully theirs denied them. It absolutely galls them that you can think for yourself and not pay them rent for the privilege.

I don't really have an opinion on this, but it feels really weird. Though elected to the rôle, Pope Leo is one of the world's last absolute monarchs, answerable to no one. Partly because of this the Vatican isn't even in the U.N.

Like I said, no real opinion on it, and I suppose that legally there's no reason to keep an absolute monarch from voting in U.S. elections—it's not like dual citizenship isn't absolutely normal—but it does feel strange somehow to have a monarch vote in a republic's elections.

Another textbook schadenlol. Also, Fuck ICE.

I'd bet money Mother Nature says otherwise.

Too monstrous for a monstrous family to vote for, that’s quite the accomplishment there, Paxton.

It’s a little boring, but it’s a start. A slightly boring meal never hurt anyone. I wouldn’t shame him for trying; I’d say “Thank you very much,” and instead offer to collaborate if he ever felt like expanding his repertoire.

Not a knee-jerk answer, but here we are.

This doesn’t really track. Being able to sit in companiable silence is a classic goalpost for any good relationship.

I’m in Seattle and live further north than the majority of Canadians. Canada reaches as far south as Northern California’s latitude, and if you live in East Tennessee, you’re closer to Canada than you are to Memphis.

As little Donny Two-Scoops has taken us to war with Iran, this makes his statement literal treason.

We have a treason-spouting Republican for president. If you're older than your twenties or so, that's one of those statements you just have to let sit and soak for a minute. For all their faults—and they are legion—the party has always cast itself as defender of America's ideals. Yet a Republican president is spouting literal treason, and the response from his party? Crickets.

Hats off to the headline writer. I lol’d