The noise cancelling toilet

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[–] 211 points 1 month ago (9 children)
  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    How do you guys know it's slop? I'm kinda bad at recognizing

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago

    Implausible design/architecture and scale. I don’t believe anyone would go in so much lengths to build this so cleanly in this style just for few likes on a shitpost (although, I admit some people are crazy committed) Prompting an AI is easier and cheaper. So, most likely AI slop.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    For me it's a bit too perfect. A human could definitely have achieved the same result, but I'm not sure someone who would spend this much time perfecting an image like that would add the glow on the floor that seemingly comes from nowhere with no purpose.

    I agree with you, detecting AI slop is becoming extremely hard for me. Sometimes, like in this example, you can ask for what purpose something was done. Why is the underglow in there, and where does the light come from? A human staring at this image for at least a handful of hours would have made decisions about it, someone generating the image wouldn't really think about it and just go "eh looks cool".

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    For me it’s because it looks too much like a headphone. If you look at the seat, it basically has the headphone controls on it which makes no sense.

    If a human was to make this, it would be a toilet that looks like a bose headphone. But instead it looks like headphone components morphed into a toilet.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I wasn't sure, so I checked the comments. My suspicions where raised because it seemed like a lot of image editing effort for the joke and also the glass looked wrong-ish.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    I dont want noise cancelling, I want bass boosted

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Wow! A silent shitpost.

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  • [–] 78 points 1 month ago* (26 children)

    also, to hell with this AI slop shit. All memes now should include a second pane that includes the process workflow, including Photoshop/GIMP layers if applicable. I want to see your work!

    That’s why this is an intentionally terrible crop of an otherwise very popular and well-known meme.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

    Alright cowboy you got it

    Shit

    Perfect, not one flaw. Super Intelligence indeed! dontlooktooclose

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You wasted resources on removing the glow and adding something I could've done in Paint. Good job.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    A critique! Even more than I had hoped for!

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Just imagine setting a tree on fire every time you generate one of those images.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Buddy, I’ve been doing graphic design like this for over 30 years. In my head, I’m setting everything on fire every time I create a new layer in Photoshop, lol. But that’s in my head, not in reality, because I do it myself rather than with AI.

    Edit: what teeny-weenie asshole thought that this comment was enough to downvote this? Lol.

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  • [+] -9 points 1 month ago (18 children)

    All memes now should include a second pane that includes the process workflow, including Photoshop/GIMP layers if applicable.

    You can just AI generate the Photoshop GUI with whatever layers you want. That wouldn't really prove anything.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago* (14 children)

    Go on then. Do that. I’d like to see one done that is believable when examined closely enough.

    I’ll believe it when I see it. And, of course, show your workflow. I don’t want you taking some screenshot of Photoshop from your own desktop or from Google images and claiming that it was AI in some absurdly ironic move.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    I said you can. I certainly can't use this newfangled AI stuff.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (11 children)

    Professing such ignorance after making such a specific accusation is extremely obvious bad faith bullshit.

    And with such Trumpian weasel-wordplay…

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    That's an overreaction. Especially considering this person is professing to be anti-ai. Why would they want to use it to prove it works to some rando?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

    A little sensitive and defensive for someone who can’t prove their position.…

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    You got really upset and compared someone to trump because they said it's possible to fake things with AI but they didn't want to take the time to do it themselves. Nah you're right, I am sensitive and defensive for noticing that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

    You can’t possibly know what I feel, therefore you’ve clearly projected your own feelings upon me.

    How sad. How obvious. What a piece of shit you very clearly are.

    lol

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Huh, like you didn't know anything about the person you weirdly compared to trump.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    Kicking and screaming all the way into the sewer just like any piece of shit.

    How can anyone be surprised by that?

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What the hell are you talking about? You overreacted and are again. If that's so offensive to hear that you'd call me a piece of shit and invent some larger story again for me, blocking is an easy decision

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    Just because you blast diarrhea out of your mouth, doesn’t make anything you say valid. I suggest you buy some toilet paper.

    lol

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You can

    Maybe you can, but a reasonable person wouldn’t

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Right assed only toilet?

    Or there is a left toilet right next to it?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    This is for the right cheek. You get another for the left cheek. This positions the hole between them, which means you poop on the floor.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    LOL! I gotta say you must have a magnificently large, stout ass to use such donut seats for each cheek!

    Goodness, the mind boggles!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    That cushion would get disgusting after a few months

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    Imagine a toilet so far from anyone that no matter what you do to it you will be the only witness.

    Now don’t move there because I called it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    that toilet seat looks comfy ngl

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Padded seats do exist:

    https://www.tukidesign.com/padded-toilet-seats

    What confuses me most is the travel case.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    Padded seats seemed to be kind of common in the 80s. I haven’t really seen them since.

    Edit: wait that link is weird. They were like regular toilet seats that you could swing up or down to raise and lower. In that link it looks like they are (semi)permanently attached to the porcelain? The ones I’m talking about were not like that.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I recall this!

    Worse, not just padded, but made from something between a towel and fluffy carpet.

    I'm sure it would have absorbed everything!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Oh wait. Right. Those were a different thing though. Those were like removable covers. I think they had like an elastic on the bottom, kind of like a fitted sheet. So you could remove and wash them.

    The ones I’m thinking of were more like OP or the parent comment. It was like a vinyl, with some padding inside. So not machine washable, but you could wipe it down.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Still, one crack or tear in the vinyl and who knows what starts growing inside one of those padded seats? Maybe I'm being unreasonable, but even as a child of the 80s those seats always gave me the ick. (Of course, that's not how I would have said it then.)

    The master bath in my childhood home is carpeted, and when I was a child we also had those carpet-like removable lid covers with the elastic underneath.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Look guys, I hate slop as much as the next commenter, but maybe if we overwhelmed the image market with shitposts that damaged IP and brands reputation they'd be forced to regulate copyrighted material use so these fuckers can't steal shit and put out slop?

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    I've honestly thought that taking the visible impact of copyright infringement

    (and turning it up to eleven and keeping it there,)

    might eventually create pressure from corporations on governments for the regulation of unrestricted use of AI to generate images

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Don't slop believing...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    ziiiinnnnnnggggg

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Japan really has thought of everything now, haven't they?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    It’d be really uncomfortable to use. It’d be like sitting on headphones, but with more texture. Doing your business on that would be pretty unpleasant.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    It would become REALLY unpleasant once the "pleatherette" coating on the seat starts to disintegrate and stick to your skin, like the ear cushions do.

    For the premium prices they charge for their kit, Bose plastics break down pretty damn quick.

    I've got a pair of Denon cans (AH-D210s) from 1998 with cords that are as supple and nice as the day they were bought (ofc the pads have been replaced multiple times since the foam always goes flat first) and the plastic on my Bose earbud wires disintegrated within 18 months.. Color me unimpressed.

    Ugh.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Ugh, that sounds awful. My headphones always break down before I can replace them, so I really hope that doesn’t happen with these ones. It’s ridiculous that Bose products can deteriorate so quickly, especially considering how expensive they are. As always, AI is making strange pictures :P

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I haven't sat on a cushioned toilet seat in a long time

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  • I hate padded seats, gross.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Try spinning, that's a neat trick!

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