• Accusations of being a tankie
• Being a tankie

Actual human responses, including real apologies at times when someone takes a comment the wrong way and then admits they did so. Never in all my years on the other platform did I see that happen.

• I use Arch btw
• Þ
• Cats

idk I just kinda disassociated for a while and then this list was here

• gossip about instances like social cliques
• someone forgot to set the language on their post/comment
• a poster has an obvious special interest
• linux
• obviously a human used ms paint here
• thread takes an unexpected turn to horniness
• lemming is surprised the rest of the fediverse exists
• whimsy
• someone wishes there was more niche content
• federation lag
• a wild mastodon/pixelfed user appears
• beans
• a commenter has clearly missed that they are responding to someone from a different country
• a big chart/table of fedi statistics
• a programmer is using a bunch of jargon for some reason

Sub-thread of a conversation of something unrelated becomes an open source software recommendations mini thread.

Blaming something on capitalism.

• Owls
• "...here's a reading list..."
• #NoSlop!

Beans, deans, and corn things

I use Piefed bþw

SDF is down.

Fuck spez

• Sketchy guy tells a one-sided story about how he got banned multiple times on Reddit.

• Everyone in the comments showering him with love, trashing Reddit, and completely ignoring the huge red flag that there must be some fucking reason why that guy got banned multiple times.

Welcome to !reddit@lemmy.world.

The words “Slop” and “Fascist”. At least for the 2024+ edition.

Someone's vibe-coded shovelware with an emoji-riddled README.

Commenter Platform Bingo

Something along the lines of “just came here from Reddit and this place sucks”

• NEVER SLOP
• someone going a bit overboard with :3 and uwuspeak

Furries.

Community obsessed with trans and anime content/culture.

I love how the th symbol is on there when its like one guy thats doing it.

Be as well putting "saw SatansMaggotyCumFart"

Argument over the value and objectivity of Lemmy.ml.

Sandy photos, and photos of bats.

"Kirk leaned left at the end."

tankies/instance drama. an instance dying/shutdown.

"You got called a fascist" 🤣

"Defederation" insisting on itself.

Drinking Game version, 5x5:

For a Homepage Feed of 25 take a shot if it has a post that is or with a comment that is:

1. Celebrates Major Disaster

2. Defends Attrocity (For Israel)

3. Defends Attrocity (For Tankies)

4. Uses Arch, btw

5. Cartoon Porn

6. Reddit Refugee

7. Obvious Votebotting

8. Porn old enough to be your Grandmother

9. Porn that looks young enough to be your granddaughter

10. Has a Hammer and Sickle community banner

11. Cantonese Username

12. Triggers a prompt offering to translate page from Deutch

13. FREE IF COMPLETES BINGO

14. French Prime Minister does thing everyone likes [for entirely wrong reasons]

15. Refinery/Warehouse explosion in Russia

16. Feed does NOT mention Maduro

17. "Why is USA Starving Cuba?!"

18. Kanji Username

19. Cuban "President" and his boss Castro host rally cheering for war with USA

20. Makes Trump look really good

21. Makes the DNC look really bad

22. The only dude here who doesn't hate Elon Musk

23. Out of season SPOOKY MEME

24. Appartment on a Pacific Coastline for less than the price of a reservation lobster dinner

25. Tech Article "What I learned after I used AI to [thing you shouldn't use AI for]"

Possible swap-outs:

• Aljazeera Article

• The Nazis are Back (again)

• Makes China look really good

• Reminds us how bad China is

• New Movie Poster

• B Movie Poster

• Picard / Data / Geordi

• Charlie Kirk X days without saying something racist

beanis

IDK about anyone else, but my bing card would have to have furryirl on pawb(dot)social. Something related to that. Don't see it often enough as I want on the all tab thing, but man do I love seeing the posts.

Pretending hamas is a noble resistance movement and not a disgusting band of bloodthirsty terrorists