“reality”
“Wooster sauce” - it rhymes with “Rooster sauce”
My gut reaction is “no” but I’m (somewhat reluctantly) open to hearing arguments for it…
My sister was notorious for her egg corns when she was young. The two that come immediately to mind that she’ll never live down are:
• “Eye bulbs” for “eyeballs”
and
• “Thick-ass brick” for “thick as a brick”
That’s gonna make it hard to pay back the loan…
Let me know when he floats face down in the reflecting pool
You’re gonna be really sad when you miss that headline…
Love the color of your Moccamaster
I first heard a version of this quote as a U.S. Marine Corps quote.
I wonder if its origins are different than that.
I did a quick search and it seemed to still point to a military origin.

I can’t bring myself to add a vote to this total
the joke rights itself
There’s nothing worse than a capsized joke…
🙋♂️
Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?
How is this “showing up on the doorbell cam” and not “stood on their porch”?