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Febranber. Those who know, remember.

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

Jocktober

I was born in _arch, btw.

j'october

Wake me up when Septempril ends

Best CAPTCHA ever!

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

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I use febr a rch btw

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

Managust, the manliest of months.

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

This is a repost from last japril.

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Febroctobus

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

I was bowm in Novemy :3

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

at least no bot will solve this

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

m'ugust

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

Septoctougust

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

MOCTOUARY

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

any

deculyugust

Febrauary?

M arch btw

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

I love the month of Jay

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

septuneuary

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

day 0

Manuary

this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because 'why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer' like a fucking idiot

What happens if you accidentally click something in the third box for July?

Edit: nm, I see the blanks as the first option

Why is the first part of October in the second box?

Now I want to see an infographic about the common parts of each of the months