Weird how quickly they forget how close they were to actual bankruptcy before Zen. Guess you're going back down the hole again?

Not entirely true. I do selfhost my Email Server however I do it for 20 years so the IP associated has excellent reputation due to the long record of good behavior. So it is possible but it is an uphill struggle.

Coleslaw is a perfectly cromulent cat name.

The real tragedy is that Pissheads was so close...

Leggy lass.

Got called into his bosses office.

Caramba - Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot
Be aware this is not a regular earworm, this is a nuclear option. I don't know when I first heard this but every so often it climbs back from the deep, deep hole in my memories I have thrown it down and assaults me at 3am.

Having fridges connected to the internet and getting them Hijacked is stupidity, not a cyberattack.

A cat is fine too.

Just to save people time. The secret is why their fur is orange, not why they are orange

Yes! Zucchini as well as Pumpkins are berries.

Strawberries are an accessory fruit. Tomatoes, Bananas and Watermelons however are berries.