No pissposting in our shitposting community! 😡⛔️

I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.

Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges

I'm going to start all my emails like that.

Well, what I do is .. I don’t spray piss in my hair.

Apple cider vinegar does the same (acid closes the cuticle and will seal in any oil you apply first, then make the hair look smoother / shiner) but the rinsed-out scent is much less offensive and even works well with some of the earthier perfumes like patchouli.

Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.

Literacy is a curse

Pisspost

Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.

You can thank me later.

Most of urine’s benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.

She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.

Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.

But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.

My generation got weird as we got older

She's taking the piss with this one.

Bear Grylls would like to know your location

There is no amount of great smelling hair product that is going to mask that.

If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.

Someone should start posting fake advice about using shit this way. I'm sure it will spread like the onion juice thing and in 10 years we'll see 'Hello my poop angels' posts.

This some kinda kink I don't know about?

Humans are doomed.

That poor pillow

This sounds like the worst reboot of Charlie's Angels ever

I've found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial

The real tragedy is that Pissheads was so close...

The only feedback I can think of is...you shouldn't put urine in your hair. Time waits for no one so quit worrying and enjoy the ride.

Timotei exists...

Lady, it's ok. You can just tell people you're into watersports. Anyone who'd judge you for that isn't a friend anyway. You don't have to pretend it's woo-woo medicine.