When the great pyramids were being built there was still woolly mammoths walking the earth.

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[–] 65 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Mozart had a pet starling. And when it died he gave it a funeral and burial and wrote a poem for it that he read at the service.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Mozart had a sister who was also a genius composer, but was forced to quit her training to be more "marriageable."

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  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago

    I actually have a theory that I can’t prove, that perhaps a few of the pieces we attribute to Wolfgang were actually hers. Here’s why I think that…

    We know they corresponded regularly after she got married and that she continued to compose and send her brother her work, and he wrote back praising her. I have a suspicion that he might have given some of her pieces to be performed, telling patrons they were his. Not to take credit, but so her music would at least be heard.

    Again it’s not something I can prove, more like a headcanon thing.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago

    Mozart was also a completely ungovernable furry with ADHD. He was a child genius, but that meant he was sitting in opera rehearsals as a bored teenager.

    And when he’d get bored, he’d start finding ways to entertain himself. This included doing things like playing “the floor is lava” while using the orchestra members as platforms, and prancing around while loudly meowing.

    And all of them basically put up with it, the same way that modern tour managers put up with annoying frontmen in popular bands.

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  • Mozart also invented a system that used dice to randomly generate music. My unverifiable theory is that he continued refining the system and it got so good that he used it to compose all his greatest hits and stopped telling anybody about his random music generator.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I learned today that transplanted hearts will grow biologically younger or older to match the new body.

    https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.64898/2026.09.15.751836v1

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  • [–] 48 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Our ability to feel social judgment and shame reuses the same neural circuits as physical disgust or nausea. This effectively makes it so you can take anti-nausea medication to temporarily make you less judgy of other people's life choices.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    more time passed between the building of the great pyramid and cleopatra, than between cleopatra and today

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Ancient Egyptians had higher education programs, almost like us and universities. One "major" was the equivalent to what would be archeology. As in, there were ancient egyptologists who studied an even more ancient Egypt.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    With vanishingly rare exception, addicts choose the mood altering substance that is closest to what the medically accepted treatment for their underlying disorder(s) would be.

    People who are addicted to alcohol, without exception, have an underlying anxiety disorder.

    People with ADHD and similar brain functioning tend to choose amphetamines.

    The list goes on and it gets very complicated, because most mood altering substances have multiple effects, and most people have a blend of underlying issues. But the point is, there is a very noteworthy observation there, I feel.

    I feel qualified to say this as myself I am 11 years sober and have worked in the field of addiction for 8 years and I'm formally educated.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    I have ADHD and I trend to get into a comfortabele alcohol Buzz every evening because it shows down the train of emotions. Amphetamines don't really feel good, nor do other drugs. I hate speed and weed.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    OK but you basically just did the mood axis what do the THC, opiate, dissociative anesthetic, and hallucinogenic users have?

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    The Mission Impossible theme, you know, the "Dun! Dun! DADA! Dun! Dun! Duhduh!" one, written in 5/4 time? That's supposed to spell MI for Mission: Impossible, in Morse code. --.. dash dash dot dot, MI. The first two notes are dotted quarter notes, 1.5 beats each for a total of 3 beats, then two quarter notes for each dot, total of 2 beats, grand total of 5 beats per measure. 5/4 time.

    FIND A PRACTICAL USE FOR THAT SHIT.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    Hey! Same for Rush's YYZ. The morse code for Y-Y-Z (the airport code for the Toronto airport where the band no doubt spent a lot of time) is --.- --.- --.. which is a rhythmic motif that appears a bunch in the song in some ungodly meter I don't care to look up right now.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So, I don't know if it did it on your end, the reason why I put my morse code in a code block is it expanded the two dots into three. Don't know if it does it on all UIs but on my end it made your Z into dash dash dot dot dot.

    He says, as if it matters.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago

    A quarter of known animal species are beetles.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago

    The specifications for all varieties of "9mm" cartridges (9x17, 9x18, and 9x19) actually call for a projectile with a diameter of 0.355 inches, which is actually 9.017 millimeters.

    Similarly, the specification for .38 Special calls for a projectile with a diameter of 0.357 inches.

    If you measure the barrel of any firearm chambered in any variety of 9mm, .38 Special, or .357 Magnum, you'll find that they're all ostensibly .35 caliber (0.350 inches).

    Why? Well, the simplest answer is, things aren't always what they're called. In the world of cartridge designations, there are many, many such idiosyncrasies; these are only scratching the surface. I find this interesting because many people perceive cartridge designations as being very uniform, logical, and standardized, but the actual truth is far from that.

    In some cases, the number is even made bigger just to make it sound more powerful, such is the case with .460 S&W Magnum, which is a more powerful version of .454 Casull, which itself is a more powerful version of .45 Colt, all of which actually fire a projectile with a diameter measuring 0.452 inches.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Pumpkins are the largest species of...berries. Yes, seriously.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Strawberries are not berries.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Strawberries are an accessory fruit. Tomatoes, Bananas and Watermelons however are berries.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Pythagoras (of Theorem fame) thought that beans were evil, and were also tiny humans.

    https://thehistorianshut.com/2024/06/26/pythagoras-curious-relationship-with-beans/

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    Pythagoras advised followers to “abstain from beans because they are flatulent and partake most of the breath of life; and besides, it is better for the stomach if they are not taken, and this again will make our dreams in sleep smooth and untroubled” (Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers, 8.1.24).

    Later, in a passage insinuating that the problem with the beans potentially resided in mystic ritual purification issues, Diogenes Laertius wrote that Pythagoras called for, “abstaining from meat and flesh of animals that have died, mullets, gurnards, eggs and egg‑sprung animals, beans, and the other abstinences prescribed by those who perform mystic rites in the temples” (Lives of Eminent Philosophers, 8.1.33).

    Finally, in terms of potential symbolic reasons for the bean ban, Diogenes wrote, “According to Aristotle in his work On the Pythagoreans, Pythagoras counselled abstinence from beans either because they are like the genitals, or because they are like the gates of Hades . . . as being alone unjointed, or because they are injurious, or because they are like the form of the universe, or because they belong to oligarchy, since they are used in election by lot” (Lives of Eminent Philosophers, 8.1.34).

    (Paragraph breaks mine)

    This is "God Impregnated me" level unhinged, but with lower stakes. I infer he may have farted once with an attractive partner and it scarred him.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I dunno sounds like a flowery way of saying they made his stomach bloat painfully and any time he asked someone else who was similarly afflicted, they confirmed the same, therefore his reverse survivorship bias caused him to believe beans were the devil.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Sharks evolved before Saturn's rings and the North Star existed.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    We live on Earth v2.0

    There was a body in our orbit and then another large body (neither were planets, I guess, since they hadn’t test cleared their solar orbits of other bodies) crashed into it. The heavier parts stayed in what became the Earth we know. The lighter parts coalesced into what is now the Moon. The Moon is slowly leaving us because it has enough leftover motion to do so.

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  • I had this idea for a sci-fi short story that involved a long-lived alien that has been watching the earth since the solar system formed. It finally decides to speak to humanity and starts telling the story about how the earth formed from the collision of two bodies, and the humans are all "yeah yeah we know. Here's a movie we made of it" and the alien is all "WTF? How do they know that?"

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago

    Rattlesnakes get mosquito bites.

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  • [–] 120 points 1 month ago (17 children)

    The Moon is 384,400 km away from Earth. If you took every elephant on Earth and stacked them one atop another most of them would die.

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    I’m going to go out on a limb and say all of them would die for one reason or another.

    Also, my first experience with the internet back in 1994 was a page of elephant jokes, I feel I’ve come full circle now.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    It's hard to imagine any of them would live. I guess one near the top might survive by using the flood of elephant pieces to slow their fall. But an elephant can't survive a ~10 foot fall. That's about 2 elephants tall, and the bottom two or the ones I am most confident are dying in this.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    There are more atoms of hydrogen in a molecule of water than there are stars in the whole solar system.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    So, more than the 1 star in our solar system? Did you type that right?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    There is no thru line from mouth to urethra. You drink water, it gets absorbed into your blood, your urinary system filters excess water and waste, you pee it out. Your pee is filtered blood, the only thru line for water to take from your mouth is your ass. I understood that when it was taught, but I didn't really think about it...

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    monads are monoids in the category of endofunctors.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    you can't resurrect a horse

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The continents move at roughly the same speed that your fingernails grow.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    Sharks are older than trees.

    The appendix isn't useless it helps repopulate your gut bacteria after you've been ill.

    Some people have their heart on the right side of their chest. Some people have all their organs swapped round - really confuses surgeons.

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