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DID YOU KNOW JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED?? WELL DID YOU?? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
DID YOU KNOW JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED?? WELL DID YOU?? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
DID YOU KNOW JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED?? WELL DID YOU?? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

GUYS I HAD NO IDEA THIS GUY'S DICK WOULD POP THE AI BUBBLE

You see, the implication is that he has a small penis, almost like a pin, and although the bubble is metaphorical, because it's economical in nature, we love to mock men who have tiny penises and it is clear to everybody this man has a tiny penis, therefore the joke. I came up with this joke all by myself as you can see by my clear explanation of its intricacies.

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    What represents the likeliest path to get a specific crypto-scam vid removed by YouTube? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
    An open secret in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
    [–] [S] 1 point 19 hours ago

    It's the ballsiness just to say it outright that gets me.

    Yeah we're here to promote eggs, anybody got a problem with that? Hey that's a nice English muffin and sausage breakfast sandwich you have there. I got a feeling you're going to want an emulsified egg patty in there real soon. :wink:

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    [–] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)

    One time I was at a pedestrian crossing with lights flashing and everything.

    It is completely understood in our city that pedestrians 100% have the right of way in all situations, but 200% at a pedestrian crossing.

    A dude in a convertible screeched up and screamed for me to get the fuck out of the way.

    I turned to him and I said man, I'm a pedestrian, I have the right way.

    He shouted "Oh a pedestrian hey?!?! Well you fuckin' look like one, buddy!!!!!”

    The woman beside him shrunk down in her seat and looked like she was going to crawl into a hole and die.

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    Proton removed post on UserVoice calling for Andy Yen to step down in c/protonprivacy@lemmy.world
    I want someone here to take accountability: Which one of you (or group of associates) is responsible for there being eggs in every single breakfast thing? Maybe I don't want eggs okay in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
    [–] [S] 3 points 6 days ago*

    I did some checking around in the dark web

    Found some very... ... Interesting information.

    Edit this is obviously an open secret in the breakfast food industry

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    Why aren't dinosaurs as popular as they were in the 60s? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
    I want someone here to take accountability: Which one of you (or group of associates) is responsible for there being eggs in every single breakfast thing? Maybe I don't want eggs okay in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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    What represents the likeliest path to get a specific crypto-scam vid removed by YouTube? (lemmy.world)
     

    There is a single crypto scam video that is present in literally hundreds (and possibly thousands+) of full album playlists. There it sits in the middle of the album playlist to catch unsuspecting people.

    Not going to link and give them link juice. You could search "Sadeo Watanabe Autumn Blow full album" playlist; You will see "unreleased" but use your brain and don't click! I've personally seen it over 200 times over various playlists.

    I don't know how the hell they managed to get that video embedded in thousands of playlists, there must be some engineering behind this feat.

    I want that fking video gone. I know how to personally block that using my tools, but that is not the issue. I want it gone off the platform for me and the rest of the world.

    We all know YouTube is an opaque black box as it relates to any realistic or reasonable good faith customer service concern, so I feel that going through any front-facing channel/account is pointless. I've reported it every time I've seen it, I am sure I'm not the only one, yet there it stays.

    So .. going to any ridiculous extremes and using every last drop of creativity, what is the most likely course if action(s) to get this video removed forever?

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