Nobody cares anymore now that Outlook is down

Let people be giddy. Good news has been in short supply until recently.

WHERE ARE EPSTEIN FILES

I thought it was Tim Nvidia.

RIP William Hung

breaking news: ceo of evil resigns

tomorrow: breaking news: evil corp announces appointment of new evil corp ceo, evil evilton

First I'm hearing of it, also who is Johnson Wang?

Is that the guy with the sick denim jacket?

I thought this community was about beans

DID HE GET LAID THO

BYE HUANG

TELL ME HOW MANY WOMEN HE WAS SLEEPING WITH!

Insert joke here about his last name but pronounce it wrong to make the joke work.

BTW JENSON RESIGNED, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry, what happened?

That’s old news now. A third affair has hit.

Nvidia?? Isn't that an erectile dysfunction medication???

Only every third post says so. Valuable intel... how would I know it's real without a shitpost about it?

Relatable.

je suis jensen

WHY

Dude at work we were leaving and he had no clue who he was or what been going on with him. So not everyone in the know.

GUYS I HAD NO IDEA THIS GUY'S DICK WOULD POP THE AI BUBBLE

You see, the implication is that he has a small penis, almost like a pin, and although the bubble is metaphorical, because it's economical in nature, we love to mock men who have tiny penises and it is clear to everybody this man has a tiny penis, therefore the joke. I came up with this joke all by myself as you can see by my clear explanation of its intricacies.