Hey now, before you accuse people of being too scared to confess, you have to remember that eggs have been in breakfast longer than some of these scardy-cats have been alive, so you have to ask yourself: which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Hold up that's not a shitty question because I hate eggs with a burning passion and I genuinely want them out of my food options.

It's the Eggnati. They've been quietly infiltrating breakfast for centuries. They want not just all breakfast to include eggs but all meals, including snacks! They work subtly at first. Brioche buns, fried eggs on hamburgers, egg noodles, ramen eggs, egg sushi, savory pastries, pie dough, and so many more lunch and dinner foods made to bow to their eggy schemes. They'll never stop!

her great grandad

So... I went to McDonald's this morning and a Sausage McMuffin with egg was $4.69. a basic Sausage McMuffin was only $1.69, so maybe your best plan is to go there for breakfast and save three bucks!

Cows.
It's part of their 'Eat Mor Chikken' campaign.

I also hate eggs

I did some checking around in the dark web

Found some very... ... Interesting information.

Edit this is obviously an open secret in the breakfast food industry