It's the Eggnati. They've been quietly infiltrating breakfast for centuries. They want not just all breakfast to include eggs but all meals, including snacks! They work subtly at first. Brioche buns, fried eggs on hamburgers, egg noodles, ramen eggs, egg sushi, savory pastries, pie dough, and so many more lunch and dinner foods made to bow to their eggy schemes. They'll never stop!