I'm actually really glad you said that. It's so much better than still sitting there or starving.

Honestly, digging the we/us pronouns.

My dad's nickname since the 60s has been Goon, and it doesn't feel as cool as it once did...

Fuck yeah, Baphomet!

Sharting

I better write this down...

Ahh, I also thought it was a bald joke.

Breaking news, old people aren't dead yet.

I work nights...

Pastme?

We've been calling them that for decades. Where have you been?

Okay, but what are toots?

Are toots feet?