I wish to all web developers who make a custom dropdown for dates in which you can't just type the god damn date in to use this style of date selection for everything.

I was born on Joctorch

Welcome to DECAY

Tbh, despite the horrible UX I wouldn't even be mad if I saw the month dialog in the wild

In fact, depending on my mood, someone may have to figure out which month Deculyuary is.

Feeling down? Ask your doctor about Novoctopril today.

Bonus points for having the options not sorted 👍

Mauary birthdays where u at 🗣️🗣️🗣️

tfw no joctoy

June and July deserve to share the same U too. In some languages it's only the N/L that changes between them.

My favorite month, deculyuary, which comes right after septuneugust

Decoctoy sounds...lewd.

Ah yes, I was born in the month of Jay.