What I've read is it's meant to keep crosstalk from multiple devs using AI at once from messing up each other's work. So everyone can just vibe code and not have any idea what they're doing in their own little space.

lol no one is hiring junior devs anymore anyway

this is the sole reason i jumped to the comments. you are supposed to be on a team. i mean, yes this product is silly but the posters way if thinking is disastorous.

They start so strong(?) and then end with “it doesn’t look stupid, YOU look stupid!”

Is this image satire? I have a hard time believing anyone in 2026 is using “grindset” unironically.

they’ll be fired and you won’t

"AI will take your jobs because you aren't efficient enough", I whisper smugly into my ball gag, as I bend over the coders pomel horse for a performance review.

"Wait, what do you mean they downsized the WHOLE DEPARTMENT and shipped the work overseas?! You'll never get my level of efficiency from an evil foreigner!"

I can only assume they're saying prompts for vibevoded slop, not trying to write actual code verbally.

If you can get past the background noise, this is one of my favorite old YouTube videos and it’s basically this: Windows Vista Speech Recognition Test

Person that can say if ( sSmeUngdlyVarName.equalsignorecase('test string') ) {
ListVryViabNameForlst.add(sSmeUngldyVarName); } Faster than I can type it?

Or they are just script kiddies.

Behold, Talon

https://youtu.be/0ZZb12Qp6-0?t=75

Epic (usually disabled) coders might learn a system like this!

I kind of wonder just how dirty we could make things look entirely using non-sexual tech gear. Or how close we could really get things to look like a full gimp suit.

The obvious next part is covering the top half of the face with a VR headset. Add one of those "improved strap with added battery" things to cover more of the top and back of the head.

I'm sure there are VR gloves, or motion tracker gloves for V-Tubers. Probably a decent bit of kit there with their motion tracker bands and such.

The real limiting factor has always been the barrier between man and machine. Witness the power of a true 100000x coder: full digital immersion!

Or let them work remote

Holy shit this is the most Onion-looking product I've ever seen. I can't believe this is real!

up to 20dB

Yeah that ain't doing shit

Ok honestly if it works this sounds great for me in my house while my wife sleeps for her Saturday or Sunday shifts. I am obnoxiously loud and love playing games and bullshitting with friends on those nights. I have kept her up and few nights before. But if this even has 1/2 of the dampening power, that’s amazing.

Uhuhhh sed -i slash var slash fucking delete delete delete piece of shit god dammit stop typing what i'm fucking saying

"[Dev1]Oooooh sh*t! Prod is down!! AI, we need to fix this ASAP!
-[CodeAssistant] Please wait, I'm working on a solution.
-[Dev1] No, wait! I haven't given you any details yet!
-[CodeAssistant] Proposed solution: delete entire codebase and database to restart from scratch! Do you want to proceed?
-[Dev2] Mike, do you want to grab a drink after work?
-[Dev1] Yes, sure! … Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

This all kind of implies that the devs can push to prod whenever they want, which isn't how everyone else is set up. Some of us want to cordon off all this chaos, just a little, with release windows and scheduled downtime if needed. Which is yet more LinkedIn Lunatic material.

My cortisol!

Well yeah, those three fuckups were the three major updates. Its all about speed with these lunatics

Bigger question: who the fuck is bottlenecked by their typing speed?

You can't vibe code your way out of needing to know what to build, how it fits together with what you have, or the things that actually make the job tricky.

I type slower than I talk, but partly because I'm usually thinking through what I'm typing and not as I'm talking

For me they are roughly on par with each other when accounting for stutter and autocorrect/ me being stupid and mixing up spelling styles. Regardless voice recognition software almost always shits the bed with my accent eventually since it gets thicker the longer I talk, it doesn't like my fucked up mix of American brogue, old arkansaner, and standard southern Californian even got a bit of German Minnesota mixed in.

I type waaaaayyyyyy slower than I talk. And I talk waaaayyyy slower than I think. And I would definitely destroy any computer trying to keep up with my random and meaningless thoughts.

I think better standing and walking around. Voice notes have been a thing forever

I max out 80 WPM, but I also speak fucking slow.

I sometimes can type faster than I normally speak, but that depends on the keyboard (needs something without a membrane sensing apparatus (not rubber domes) for it to work), and I sometimes can type faster than I could think clearly, which can be detrimental to the quality of output. But hey, at a company, they could use it as a metric.

It's also AI-powered

My seat is actually a plumbed in toilet

Why leave your desk? Your fear of looking ridiculous when peeing in a bottle is a skill issue.

That's not a wire, it's a really long straw

Emergency induction port

There is another tube that goes up their asses.

No, don't worry: all the tests are done by AI, and they're all ok with the output. It may create some tensions with the users in production with behaviors the users don't expect or understand, but we no longer call those bugs, it's all because human users are inefficient and should be replaced by AI assistants.

Management decided that the issue tracking system should be set up by the intern, using an LLM to slop out the configuration. The good news is they don't receive any bug reports...ever.

This is for prompting an LLM. The "senior dev" in this case is not coding anything and neither are typing anything. The idea is that speaking to the LLM is faster than typing a conversation with it.

Yeah, there's a lot of unhinged stuff in this post, but that was the wildest to me. The junior isn't taking your 'genius' away, if they hear it. The opposite would be the case, because it sharpens your mind when you get to explain the nitty-gritty to someone with a new perspective.

If you're vibe coding most of your work, you're almost certainly not a senior dev.

How did he see me!?

Add a poop bag to unlock 10000x

No one is coding it's all just Yolo coding and hoping for the best. If the model drops your production db it's fine. It can make Up a new one for you'll just have to pay for the tokens.