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Bane Mask (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 187 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

My code would look like this:

if{x>0}

positivecountplusplus;

no, not that, I mean positivecountplusplus;

No! I mean increment positivecount;

NO! Erase, stop typing all that;

Erase last four lines;

FUCK!;

{endif}

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  • [–] 174 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I can only assume they're saying prompts for vibevoded slop, not trying to write actual code verbally.

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  • [–] 44 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    "Like, do that thing where it counts by one until it gets to a predefined number, but make that number equal to the number of statements. But, like, do it where it doesn't suck like last time.

    "Nooooo, why does it keep counting to 2? Now 3? 4?!"

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  • [–] 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    You forgot to say "Only write correct code" in your instructions

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If you can get past the background noise, this is one of my favorite old YouTube videos and it’s basically this: Windows Vista Speech Recognition Test

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