My 9 year old recently asked me what "stop-drop-and-roll" was and I explained it was if you were on fire and she gave me a really skeptical look and asked, "did that happen a lot when you were a kid?"
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I've been in & out of institutions thanks to my addiction to phonics. School got me hooked on the stuff.
Everything on this list is still being taught to my kids (NZ). Phonics is still the best way to teach reading. Every new stupid fad dies out and they come back to phonics.
I'm pretty surprised they're learning cursive though. Wtf
I believe cursive is thaught because the hand makes repetitive movements that way, not because of how it looks. But since we barely need to write anything lengthy anymore i guess efficient writing isn't worth that much more than inefficient writing.
I don't think making writing beautiful and celebrating penmanship is the worst thing. I'm all for cursive
Phonics would make sense in a language that's phonetic. But English is not phonetic, so teaching them it as if it is, and then teaching them "tricky" words and that all words are fake, and making them read nonsense words to test their phonics, is stupid
English is not phonetic
Like hell it's not. Just because gh has more than one pronunciation doesn't mean it's not phonetic.
From a semantic perspective that argument is badly framed but I can intuit your point using my foundational skills of reasoning. In the same fashion, the reason I can guess what words like phantasmagoria and phosphaturia sound like and tell them apart is because the written English language is still representational enough that you can develop common sense abilities and learn additional rules and exceptions from there. Every single word in your comment follows a rule pattern that another common word follows.
Cueing is poorly taught; the whole language approach makes no sense on its own. Why would you remove the tools for assembling the pronunciation of a multisyllabic word and instead suggest guessing at it? You wouldn’t. Nobody studying this is suggesting you throw phonics out in entirety, even the cueing advocates that don’t believe in dyslexia who sound suspiciously like they have dyslexia.
Except that the alternative method, the "whole word" approach, seems to have way worse outcomes.
Why is Stop Drop and Roll no longer being taught?
When they shoot, look cute & scoot
Far less open flames around your average household. Less fireplaces being used, electricity is far more available so it replaced candles, you don't see wood stoves pretty much ever anymore, and even gas stoves are being replaced with electric ones nowadays.
Fire used to be far more prevalent. Prometheus would be sad, at least until he discovers the fire emoji and tinder.
Plus flame-retardants in children's clothes and furniture are way more common than they used to be. So kids are seeing fewer fires, and when they do, they're less likely to get lit up.
The boomerfication of millennials is a sight to behold.
"Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry." - Brooks in The Shawshank Redemption.
All young people find all old people quaint, this is nothing like a boomer humor, every generation does this. Boomer humor is more about hating your wife and blaming everything on every other generation.
This is a literal "kid these days" post.
It's boomer humour to hell.
Maybe you need your peepers to help you see.
Leaning into your age for a joke is not a “kids these days“ post.
It's millennials complaining kids don't know cursive.
The same shit actually boomers complained about.
Don't worry, you are heading into all of that as you age. It has ever been so.
Yeah… No. If I hated my wife I would get a divorce.
Perhaps, perhaps not. Separating a marriage after 25+ years is no easy thing. The sheer inertia can be impossible to overcome.
Hate doesn’t happen overnight, you only stay for 25 years with somebody you don’t like because you aren’t being honest with yourself or them.
Or it was illegal to get a divorce.
It’s never been illegal to get a divorce in the US. You may be thinking specifically of At-Fault Divorce which was the norm in the US until the 60s… when most boomers were in their 20s or younger.
Yes, that is what I was thinking! Indeed after reading that, "illegal" is definitely not the right word for "procedurally impossible without extremes"
The US is not the only country in the planet nor is its creation the epoch of the beginning of time. You do know that legal frameworks and other countries also existed before the US?
Boomers are a US cohort and that was who we were talking about.
Wow, way to be super narrow minded. Baby boomers are a worldwide category. The US is not the only country that experienced a population boom after the second world war, they didn't even experience the largest population boom by a long mile. The cultural markers are usually slightly different, but they also have a ton of overlap, over all continents and countries. Anyway, I agree with your points elsewhere on the thread, but you're kind of a cunt.
So, you've seen Boomers put down Gen-X, and Gen-X get in millennials, and now you're seeing millennials talking about the kids...
But you, you'll be immune!
This is why I say that "The kids will be alright." For fucks sake every generation has said that the younger ones will never make it. The kids today are the smartest ever not the dumbest. They just don't value the same things that we did and honestly, great. Leave my crap alone, figure out your own crap.
In January 2026, neuroscientist Jared Cooney Horvath testified before the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation. His message was clear: “Our kids are less cognitively capable than we were at their age.”
What the data actually says is that measured skills like reading comprehension, math performance, sustained attention, and writing quality may be slipping or not improving. It also suggests that a heavy, poorly controlled digital environment can make it harder to learn and retain what the school is trying to teach.
https://www.wearethemighty.com/feature/gen-z-intelligence-study/
It's not like there's no cause for concern, but it seems like it's mostly just that we need to limit screen time a little.
Eh, it's more like we're leaning into being old-heads now for the lols. Millennials don't do very many things without any ironic undertones.
Idk man.
I've never seen millennials have an allergic reaction to a number before.
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Gen Alpha did not invent funny numbers. Every single generation has had some version of random meaningless silliness.
And boomer millennials have an allergic reaction to 6………………7.
Because it's a reminder they're not cool anymore. And what's IT isn't up to them to decide anymore.
Here's another one I spotted recently. People comparing html to "years of experience in CIA" just felt funny.

Fucking kids these days, no work ethic like we had/have. They want everything now instead of working for it.
They left out the duck and cover nuclear drills, analog black and white tv and rotary phones. Oh, and most house didn't have air conditioning.
Edit: Oops. Never mind i was thinking of my childhood in the 60's.
I didn't have AC until I was almost an adult in the late 90s. It regularly gets to be about body temperature outside, with humidity, in the summer. Heat waves can sometimes be 110f/43c. When I first lived in a home with AC I was freezing and had to wear long sleeves all summer. I have since acclimated, but my wife and kids who have always had AC freak out if it gets to be 80f/27c.
A lot of public spaces in the usa set their air conditioning to bone chilling levels. Especially restaurants and hospitals.
The hospitals argue it helps control bacteria growth, and the restaurants do it because the kitchen becomes a sauna in the summer.
Hospitals are right, and there are additional factors. Most pathogens really like human body temperature, so keeping the difference high enough between rooms and bodies helps cutting their growth rate (and it's a quadratic correlation, not linear). Also, lower room temperatures have shown to be preferable to reduce patient mortality in general - The body doesn't have to do tons of work to cool you down, which is additional strain on the circulatory system and reduces available water due to sweating. It's no coincidence that mortality rates rise dramatically during heat waves.
I got AC when I moved out, prior to that I lived in an old single-wide trailer in the middle of a field... It was always hot but being near the GA/FL line didn't help lol.
Did your home have awnings? I have heard that just keeping the sun off is most of the work.
None at all, it was a pretty bare bones trailer, we had to replace a lot of flooring but that was more just adding a layer of wood we pulled out of an abandoned house. So pretty much a metal box in a big open field.
Well, I'm glad you made it out of there.
As someone who had to learn cursive in school, I dropped that shit literally as soon as they said we didn't need to use it anymore. Good riddance.
Yeah, I learned cursive too, but I think it's weird to see anyone younger than boomers using it.
I have seen the handwriting of some people who complain about "schools not teaching cursive anymore". I have news to them: I know how to read cursive, their cursive is just crap.
I, too, know how to read cursive. The vast majority of it is unreadable eyedaggers.
I learned cursive and then never used it again. I learned it to sign my name, but you don't even need cursive to sign your name because everybody's signature is just a big scribble anyway.
Not only cursive and calligraphy, but we rode our bicycles until we were lost and without a mobile phone.


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