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[–] 98 points 3 months ago (24 children)

My 9 year old recently asked me what "stop-drop-and-roll" was and I explained it was if you were on fire and she gave me a really skeptical look and asked, "did that happen a lot when you were a kid?"

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Only needs to happen once in a lifetime. Grease fires are more common than you might think.

    I imagine someone who wasn't taught stop drop and roll would just run around panicking. But probably a lot of people who were taught it as well.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I imagine it was also more common when people regularly had fires in their own homes. I bought that same child a pair of pajamas as a toddler that had a million warning tags about keeping them away from open flames because they weren't flame resistant... Not a problem, I tended to keep my babies away from open flames regardless.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    My stepbrother was caught in a house fire as a teenager and he has third degree burn scars over like 60% of his body. Stop, drop and roll probably saved his life.

    So it does happen, but it's always like there's this person who knows this guy that it happened to and not like it happened to everyone.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Children are fantastic at injuring themselves. My oldest, now grown, really wanted to touch the candle flame. No amount of removing him from the situation and telling him it was hot stopped him from trying to touch the fire. He learned the hard way. If he had panicked I could see him lightning himself on fire.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I omve touched the muffler of my dad’s bike when I was real small. If I remember correctly, he just went “well what did you expect?”(not in an uncaring way, mind) since I was told not to touch it. Truly, what the hell did I expect?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It happened to me but that would have been the wrong reaction, tearing my overalls off was much more effective

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  • [+] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    There were supposedly lots of nuclear wars in the sixties. Or something.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Yep. I'm old enough to remember doing nuclear attack drills in school a couple of times a school year.

    There were 2 different drills, if there was a warning, and we had time we would all file out to a designated hallway, sit down with crossed legs facing the wall, head forward and hands clasped over your head with your eyes closed tight.

    If there was no warning you either stayed in your desk, put your head down, closed your eyes tightly, and covered the back of your head with your hands. You could also slide under your desk, close your eyes, and cover your head. Pretty much the exact same drill schools still use today for tornados if you live in a tornado risk area.

    As an old medic/firefighter, I cannot stress these drills enough. While they are designed to save lives, and they most definitely can, they also make it much easier to find the bodies because they will all be pretty much centrally located.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I've been in & out of institutions thanks to my addiction to phonics. School got me hooked on the stuff.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Everything on this list is still being taught to my kids (NZ). Phonics is still the best way to teach reading. Every new stupid fad dies out and they come back to phonics.

    I'm pretty surprised they're learning cursive though. Wtf

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    I believe cursive is thaught because the hand makes repetitive movements that way, not because of how it looks. But since we barely need to write anything lengthy anymore i guess efficient writing isn't worth that much more than inefficient writing.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Phonics would make sense in a language that's phonetic. But English is not phonetic, so teaching them it as if it is, and then teaching them "tricky" words and that all words are fake, and making them read nonsense words to test their phonics, is stupid

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    From a semantic perspective that argument is badly framed but I can intuit your point using my foundational skills of reasoning. In the same fashion, the reason I can guess what words like phantasmagoria and phosphaturia sound like and tell them apart is because the written English language is still representational enough that you can develop common sense abilities and learn additional rules and exceptions from there. Every single word in your comment follows a rule pattern that another common word follows.

    Cueing is poorly taught; the whole language approach makes no sense on its own. Why would you remove the tools for assembling the pronunciation of a multisyllabic word and instead suggest guessing at it? You wouldn’t. Nobody studying this is suggesting you throw phonics out in entirety, even the cueing advocates that don’t believe in dyslexia who sound suspiciously like they have dyslexia.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Why is Stop Drop and Roll no longer being taught?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Far less open flames around your average household. Less fireplaces being used, electricity is far more available so it replaced candles, you don't see wood stoves pretty much ever anymore, and even gas stoves are being replaced with electric ones nowadays.

    Fire used to be far more prevalent. Prometheus would be sad, at least until he discovers the fire emoji and tinder.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Plus flame-retardants in children's clothes and furniture are way more common than they used to be. So kids are seeing fewer fires, and when they do, they're less likely to get lit up.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Exactly, thought of that after finishing the comment. That, fire extinguishers, houses being less prone to fires, fire and electric code updates, smoke and fire alarms being so prevalent now, there are fewer and fewer children going up in flames nowadays.

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    [–] 40 points 3 months ago (37 children)

    The boomerfication of millennials is a sight to behold.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    "Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry." - Brooks in The Shawshank Redemption.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (16 children)

    All young people find all old people quaint, this is nothing like a boomer humor, every generation does this. Boomer humor is more about hating your wife and blaming everything on every other generation.

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    This is a literal "kid these days" post.

    It's boomer humour to hell.

    Maybe you need your peepers to help you see.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Leaning into your age for a joke is not a “kids these days“ post.

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  • [+] -13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's millennials complaining kids don't know cursive.

    The same shit actually boomers complained about.

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Don't worry, you are heading into all of that as you age. It has ever been so.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Yeah… No. If I hated my wife I would get a divorce.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Perhaps, perhaps not. Separating a marriage after 25+ years is no easy thing. The sheer inertia can be impossible to overcome.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    Hate doesn’t happen overnight, you only stay for 25 years with somebody you don’t like because you aren’t being honest with yourself or them.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Or it was illegal to get a divorce.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    It’s never been illegal to get a divorce in the US. You may be thinking specifically of At-Fault Divorce which was the norm in the US until the 60s… when most boomers were in their 20s or younger.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The US is not the only country in the planet nor is its creation the epoch of the beginning of time. You do know that legal frameworks and other countries also existed before the US?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Boomers are a US cohort and that was who we were talking about.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Wow, way to be super narrow minded. Baby boomers are a worldwide category. The US is not the only country that experienced a population boom after the second world war, they didn't even experience the largest population boom by a long mile. The cultural markers are usually slightly different, but they also have a ton of overlap, over all continents and countries. Anyway, I agree with your points elsewhere on the thread, but you're kind of a cunt.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    So, you've seen Boomers put down Gen-X, and Gen-X get in millennials, and now you're seeing millennials talking about the kids...

    But you, you'll be immune!

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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    This is why I say that "The kids will be alright." For fucks sake every generation has said that the younger ones will never make it. The kids today are the smartest ever not the dumbest. They just don't value the same things that we did and honestly, great. Leave my crap alone, figure out your own crap.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    In January 2026, neuroscientist Jared Cooney Horvath testified before the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation. His message was clear: “Our kids are less cognitively capable than we were at their age.”

    What the data actually says is that measured skills like reading comprehension, math performance, sustained attention, and writing quality may be slipping or not improving. It also suggests that a heavy, poorly controlled digital environment can make it harder to learn and retain what the school is trying to teach.

    https://www.wearethemighty.com/feature/gen-z-intelligence-study/

    It's not like there's no cause for concern, but it seems like it's mostly just that we need to limit screen time a little.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Eh, it's more like we're leaning into being old-heads now for the lols. Millennials don't do very many things without any ironic undertones.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Idk man.

    I've never seen millennials have an allergic reaction to a number before.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    Gen Alpha did not invent funny numbers. Every single generation has had some version of random meaningless silliness.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    And boomer millennials have an allergic reaction to 6………………7.

    Because it's a reminder they're not cool anymore. And what's IT isn't up to them to decide anymore.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

    They left out the duck and cover nuclear drills, analog black and white tv and rotary phones. Oh, and most house didn't have air conditioning.

    Edit: Oops. Never mind i was thinking of my childhood in the 60's.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I didn't have AC until I was almost an adult in the late 90s. It regularly gets to be about body temperature outside, with humidity, in the summer. Heat waves can sometimes be 110f/43c. When I first lived in a home with AC I was freezing and had to wear long sleeves all summer. I have since acclimated, but my wife and kids who have always had AC freak out if it gets to be 80f/27c.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A lot of public spaces in the usa set their air conditioning to bone chilling levels. Especially restaurants and hospitals.

    The hospitals argue it helps control bacteria growth, and the restaurants do it because the kitchen becomes a sauna in the summer.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Hospitals are right, and there are additional factors. Most pathogens really like human body temperature, so keeping the difference high enough between rooms and bodies helps cutting their growth rate (and it's a quadratic correlation, not linear). Also, lower room temperatures have shown to be preferable to reduce patient mortality in general - The body doesn't have to do tons of work to cool you down, which is additional strain on the circulatory system and reduces available water due to sweating. It's no coincidence that mortality rates rise dramatically during heat waves.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (4 children)

    I got AC when I moved out, prior to that I lived in an old single-wide trailer in the middle of a field... It was always hot but being near the GA/FL line didn't help lol.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Did your home have awnings? I have heard that just keeping the sun off is most of the work.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    None at all, it was a pretty bare bones trailer, we had to replace a lot of flooring but that was more just adding a layer of wood we pulled out of an abandoned house. So pretty much a metal box in a big open field.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    As someone who had to learn cursive in school, I dropped that shit literally as soon as they said we didn't need to use it anymore. Good riddance.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I have seen the handwriting of some people who complain about "schools not teaching cursive anymore". I have news to them: I know how to read cursive, their cursive is just crap.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I learned cursive and then never used it again. I learned it to sign my name, but you don't even need cursive to sign your name because everybody's signature is just a big scribble anyway.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Not only cursive and calligraphy, but we rode our bicycles until we were lost and without a mobile phone.

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