He’s lived a long life and had no consequences for anything he’s ever done.

These people are literally white knuckling power to their dying breath. It should be classified as a mental illness.

I have had this saved on my device since February 2021

Wow this is getting exciting! CPR at his age means, even if he survives on the ventilator, he will wake up in horrendous pain and probably won't be physically capable of harming his country any further until at least the midterms! So he's basically out.

Maybe Mitch and Trump will have one of those dual deaths where they're only holding out for each other.

He was one of the key politicians, along with Paul Ryan, who were all aboard gutting the ACA (Obamacare) before it was passed. He's probably receiving top tier medical care right now at little or no cost to him.

Die already!

He dead and they don’t want to tell us.

If he passes, does his body automatically get relinquished back to Moscow, or does Russia need to request it first?

I assume Russia would bury him with the highest honors

He’s dead. Or braindead. They may hide the death until less than ninety days before mid-terms to prevent a special election or appointment by KY governor before then

Hell is patiently waiting.

Bitch McConnell makes the Crypt Keeper look sexy.

I’ve been voting against this fucking prick for over 35 years. I hope to be the first to piss on his grave!

That bitch is dead

Kentuckians are so fucking stupid.

I say this as one of them.

On Thursday, McConnell's office told Newsweek via email, “Senator McConnell appreciates the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery in the hospital. The Senator continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session.”

Translation:

On Thursday, McConnell's office told Newsweek via email, “[We believe that] Senator McConnell [would, if he were conscious and aware,] appreciate the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery in the hospital. The Senator continues to improve [not be dead, technically], and is working closely with his [ICU medical] staff on Kentucky and Senate [respiration] matters while the Senate [brain] is out of session.”

P'raps there's some good in the world mister Frodo

I wanna watch them parade his rotting ass around like Bernie and make up excuse after excuse.

Good thing they have equipment, without that you wouldn’t be able to tell dead mitch from a live one.

No wonder we have an insane heat wave happening, the gates of hell have been opened to welcome him.

He's either dead or a human turnip on life support. The Regime will keep it hidden until the election.

If Mitch was found unconscious and the paramedics had to do CPR on him before they transported him to the hospital, then I think he's either dead or brain dead. I think his handlers are going to play "Weekend at Bernies" with him until it's <90 days before the midterms to prevent a special election or an appointment by the KY governor to replace him. Once they figure out what to do with him, his health will "suddenly take a turn for the worse." I'm guessing by October.

If Mitch is conscious but "locked in" he HAS to know by now that his condition is hopeless and that he's only being kept alive for political reasons. What a kick in the ass that must be.

May he burn in Turtle Hell.

This feels like a practice run for covering up when Trump eventually dies.

"Questions" when the guy has been a walking corpse for YEARS. Fuck a bunch of softball headlines.

So he's moved on from shitting his pants? This guy can't fuck off from this mortal coil fast enough.

Moscow Mitch: You'll never truly experience the equivalence of the pain and damage you've done to this country in the name of corruption and blind party loyalty. Still, I'm glad you'll be gone soon...

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the CPR was performed on one of his victims instead. I just assume his house is full of slaves and hostages because that's the American GOP way.

What does it matter? His whole life he's been a demented asshole. Nothing has changed. He's still a demented asshole and a perfect representation of the republican party. I hope they broke his ribs during CPR.

I hope he survives. I hope he continues to live a long, long time. I hope this happens to him frequently during that time.

They call him Mitch the Cocaine Turtle for a reason.

Big question: Why'd you save his traitor ass?

Just fucking retire already!

When the KY Governor went Dem the KY Cons tried to strip his ability to appoint vacant Congress seats. This was overturned in court.

However they did add a rule that the Governor could not replace someone within 95 days of an election.

95 days before 11/3/2026, the midterms, is 7/31/2026. I imagine they will use the "he's recovering" line until 8/1/2026 so the Cons have tighter control over congress. Or at the very least, they are trying to chew up as much time as possible before he gets replaced.

Why won't these evil fucks just die?

Rest in gender neutral piss

Don't deaths come in threes?