Check Lord Feltersnatch’s back pocket!

I like boarding none! I haven’t been on a plane since 1977.

I still think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

I can’t stand his movies but I have no problem with him casting his daughter. This isn’t politics.

Would you settle for “ A fool and a very little bit of his money are soon parted wasting it on ignorant horrible republicans that aren’t going to win!”

A fool and his money are soon parted!

I’ve had mudbutt all day!

Name one of his advisors that’s respectable. They’re all subhuman sonsabitches!

D epartment

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J ust asses!

M orons

A re

G utting

A merica!

I believe the new Congress will be smart and competent enough to do both! 

Coincidentally that’s what Lord Feltersnatch has been doing for the past year and a half!