This is what is meant by "piss off".

Drinking Fountains

"I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie."

You’re gonna want to add some salt to that gallon you’re drinking, ask me how I know

What's a 'gallon' in normal volume measurements?

My employer is not liking this strategy,..

You're going to need to replace a few electrolytes also.

at my former job, my boss was a nosy little.. nice lady....
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g

You know a good hack is you can just lie about having to use the bathroom.

/me laughs in POTS. I had four 30 oz tumblers of electrolyte water before noon today. (0.94 gallons aka 3.5 liters) And yes, I pee constantly.

That's the most accurate take on drinking too much water

So, the modern day version of smoking? Oh, wait. They’d listen to each other, rather than be chuckle fucks — okay, there were some.