Your life will be so much better after eating 8 deviled eggs

I have timed my body to need to shit just before I take a shower, so when im done I just pinch my cheeks together and waddle into the shower and rinse off my ass

That would be 1 pole 10 throw, OP wants 9 pole 1 throw

When my previous cat (RIP) got old, like 14, she started demabding belly rubs. You would pet her back and she would instantly flip over and lay there for however long the human was willing to rub her belly. Miss her.

When I bend down to pat my cat and then she runs halfway across the room and flops and looks at me expectantly

Hey chatgpt, make me an image of a bookshelf with 15 copies of The Lusty Argonian Maid

Part of my job is designing products that use this type of display.

Every single one is different, and they only produce them for a few years at a time. Even if the layout and pin count of the fpc is identical, it's likely that the pinout won't be.

Unless you have a very good reason to believe that you found the exact same part, I wouldn't even try plugging a different one in

Ever try to speak with an Irish accent only to end up morphing into Jamaican?

Wd40 has a small amount of oil dissolved in a large amount of volatile solvent.

So most of it does evaporate, and OPs method cleans up residual oil

But that's half the fun