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[–] bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org 102 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Or, and hear me out, the fake British accent never sounded British in the first place. And the adults in the story just can't tell accents apart?

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Wisconsin accents can be like Welsh (not really but). Bag is pronounced Baig, Bagel is pronounced baggel. They be crazy up there.

Mostly /s

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago*

"I lived in New York, Troy, I know what a baggel is" -- Britta

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[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ever try to speak with an Irish accent only to end up morphing into Jamaican?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago*

There's actually a strong connection between the Scottish accent and Jamaican. It's wild, but apparently true.

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[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I can do a variety of accents, but they all sound like a bad Scottish one.

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[–] bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 1 week ago*

No, not really. I have no reason to fake other people's accents.

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

They're from Wisconsin, anyone who went to a boarding school probably sounds "English"

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[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago*

Or, and hear me out, it's fake. Have you ever met one parent of a kindergartener, let alone a whole class of kindergarteners walking to school without their parents? Yeah me neither.

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