Alcohol doesn't help. Neither does the drugs. Try eating 6 devilled eggs

No no, reading between the lines, happiness comes from having a small dick and a huge truck.

A reminder to not take life advice from the image posts in a shitposting forum

I fucking hate those pickups. Most likely to be driven by a drunk driving maga. And also NEVER pulled over for anything because the cops are the same kids from high school in a nothing town they never left.

this is incredibly fucked up. like you've never heard of cannabis.

"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems." ~Homer, the philosopher.

If you're not good in relationships, it's best to figure that out, and accept it sooner rather than later. Also, blaming the end of a relationship entirely on the other person, and going on blissfully unaware of your own issues is a good way to repeat your failures. It takes two to tango, take responsibility for your half of the relationship and your mistakes. Decide whether you want to change those things about yourself, if that's even possible, and be aware of what you do in relationships when picking your next potential mate.

You can only love others when you love yourself first. Happiness comes with love.

True happiness is when you enter a relationship and she chides you for buying your alcohol in small amounts every day and streamlines bulk purchases to save money. I love her with all my heart.

Also, a cold water bidet on a hot summer day. It's like brushing your butthole's teeth.