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[–] 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No no, reading between the lines, happiness comes from having a small dick and a huge truck.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Look, I can't really finance a bigger dick.

    But the truck? Dealership said I qualify for a 128 month, $0 down loan at $1200 a month! I'd be stupid to turn that down!

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