Please go stand by the stairs. Pak chooie unf.
shopping at Aldi (not Aldi’s),
Same energy as "Playing with Lego (never Lego's)"
Y us many leter wen few do trik?
said 's/said/said/g'
Command 'said' is not found.
Those who proudly tout their "brutal honesty" are much more interested in the brutality than in the honesty.
If you are a couple just about every meal feeds four which is dinner plus leftover lunch for the both of you.
That's how my partner and I do it. Dinner tonight and leftovers for lunch tomorrow. Occasionally we make a larger batch of something and end up eating leftovers for dinner again.
My husband isn’t the greatest at cooking with no recipe
Ha, this is basically me. I count myself as a passable cook so long as I have a recipe to follow. I'm MUCH more limited if I have to improvise.
Fortunately for me, there are a lot of recipes available online.
One of my roomies did this one year when I was in college. He'd left his graduation gown hanging on the sprinkler in the bathroom, and he'd been drinking a bit (oops, dry campus, he got in trouble for that). I didn't see it happen, but I heard the sound of running water and "OH FUCKING SHIT! SHIT!" etc.
They turned off the water pretty quickly, but then apparently someone had flushed a toilet on the other side of the building right before they shut the water off, so when they turned ON the water again, it flooded THAT side.
It was a brand-new dorm, too. Oof.
At least they weren't expecting some kind of ... Spanish Inquisition!
What makes you more of a language authority than the goddamn dictionary?
They posted in the /r/talesfromtechsupport, IIRC. IT-turned-lawyer, mostly posting about IT security consulting.
I'll defer to Webster on this one.