Method A on account that that would be the maximum usable length

Branches and other small cylinders can be sized using M&M tubes

The generally accepted method used by scientists is to firmly push your ruler against the base of tree at the top of the branch. This is called BPEL, or bark-pressed erect length.

The only way to get an accurate measurement is to cut the branch off first.

Method C. Sounding rod depth required to hit the prostate.

I know it sounds odd to do this on a tree, but trust me, it works.

Tear off the branch and measure the total length.

If you trim the bushes the branch looks bigger. Pro tip.

THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!!!

Half the length plus seven

I would use 0,5x(A+B) because chicks dig a big branch.

I'll ask the branch manager.

I can't use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.

You have to push the branch down with one hand, such that it is perpendicular to the trunk. With the other hand place a ruler to measure trunk to tip via method A. This gives the honest expectation of ''usable" length.

The correct answer is "between 114 and 152 millimeters" because both measures are relevant and necessary from an engineering standpoint: For the purposes of sizing something such that it can utilize the branch for support, it must be made clear that the branch is solid and whole up to 114 millimeters from the trunk. For the purpose of accidental collision clearance, it is necessary to know the furthest extent of the branch's reach no matter how damaged or disrupted it is. Furthermore if the branch may break and fall off, giving it at least 152mm of clearance means that it is unlikely to accidentally catch upon something in its descent even if it "hinges" away from the trunk at the base.

What if there is a knot at the base of the branch?

it took me way to long to realize y'all talking about penises ...

What if there's a ... um ... protuberance on the bottom where the branch meets the trunk? What's the correct measuring procedure in that case?

Measure from the roots

The correct way is to see how deep into a Pringle can it can go. For an accurate measure, you'll need to prevent angled entry. You can help it slide in straight by using a couple guiding sponges on either side of a latex glove attached to the rim pushed up inside it. Put a bit of Vaseline in the glove to prevent tearing the glove with the rough bark. For maximum safety, put the jar of Vaseline in a warm water bath for a few minutes beforehand to make the viscosity better for smooth entry and exit.

This changes everything

I just ask OP's mom.

You always measure butt to tip

Shine a light directly down on it from above. Measure the shadow

here is an authority on the matter

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas&pp=0gcJCUACo7VqN5tD&ra=m

Wrap the measuring tape until the entire branch is wrapped. For more accurate measurements, use thinner tape.

Loggers should be called arbortionists.

Personally I start measuring from the middle of my taint 😌

This can be easily calculated by the formula [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip^2

https://youtu.be/QlafXouh_rg