Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa's obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes...
Please.
Please.

For me, that has been dispatch for a towing company.

Let me sleep on it

I have weirdly strong nostalgia for Windows 98 but I can't possibly explain why...

All my love for the autistic furry trans puppygirls. Genuinely and sincerely. If any of you are here reading this, you are a good girl and i am proud of you and I am grateful you exist.

And he has politically aligned himself with pedophiles too. None of these vermin deserve mercy.

Act shitty, get shat on. Simple as.

This is how humanity used to deal with malicious people in the tribe.

When they need help, not lifting a finger. One day when they are out hunting, the hunting party will deliberately lose them, leaving them alone in the wilderness. When the offender gets back to where the tribe was camping, everyone has already left. They are alone. For the rest of their lives. Usually very short lives, because humans generally are a social species and are not good at living alone.

Kid rock is neither a kid nor does he rock.

He sucks. He sucks a lot actually and frankly I always thought he did

There are some "mistakes" that simply disqualify a person from living a normal life. When it permanently traumatizes someone, that mistake should follow the person who made it for the rest of their life.

Oh.

So that's what they use selective service for when you're trans.

Since I'm not "allowed" in the military for being a tranny, they'll instead draft me to be a veteran's fleshlight.

What a strange dystopia this timeline has been turning out to be...

Here are your available life choices:

Be a GI Joe,
Be a GI Girlfriend,
Go to prison and be slave labor.

Because let's not kid ourselves: this is why vagrancy laws exist. It's illegal to be homeless don't you know? Once you get locked up for the first time for being homeless, now you have a criminal record which means you're unemployable! You will never afford rent anywhere so you'll be locked up a few more times as a vagrancy repeat-offender. As a repeat-offender, you run afoul of laws similar to the "three strikes" policy and you'll cease being eligible to EVER live outside a prison.

It all points to prison, military, or getting sex-trafficked.

Which is to say,

It all points to labor slavery, combat slavery, or sex slavery.

It's slavery all the way down.

Boy dinner.

yes, things have certainly changed.

We used to naively think it was immoral.

Nowadays, we wisely know it is immoral.