[–] 5 points 6 days ago

I pictured you from a battlefield camera drone POV and you are lugging a 5 gallon bucket of water through the rubble that used to be your neighborhood and suddenly a seeker death drone with furry cat ears whizzes overhead and drops a grenade. BLAM. Giant smoke cloud. A stream of water flows out from behind the dust cloud. Another brutal casualty of a filthy water hoarder. Serves you right for wanting to have drinking water.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Sure, but we didn't enforce the 14th amendment section 3, which clearly states that he shouldn't be president currently.

    No one enforced our laws, so we have NO LAWS.

    Which means, he can just run for president again and if no one enforced the law then it could happen again.

    I agree with you on the law, but NO ONE IS ENFORCING ANY LAWS LATELY!!!! So what the fuck does any of it even matter anymore? Hmm?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    I've been screaming that for years. He shouldn't even be president NOW!! He is an illegal and illegitimate president. He violated the constitution and our laws and was never cleared of those crimes and yet holds public office. But hey, he also violates every other law or rule we have so no biggie, right?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Even better. We don't have to obey that silly constitution or the amendments or our laws anymore. No more pesky rules.

    The actual serious answer is that we've always had a corrupt and unlawful and unjust and unfair system. It's kinda its whole deal. He just did it openly, brazenly, mockingly and 100x worse and more often than anyone in the past. Bro said hold my beers.

    The orange turd is a symptom, not the disease.

    The actual disease is the machine that tricked 70+ million people to vote to throw 99.999% of us under the bus to give immense benefits to the .001%.

    It's really nothing new. Same cancer, but it's probably stage 3 or 4 now.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago

    I bought all ~45,000 McDonald's franchises and my head canon is those are all now free food banks for all.

    I bought 2000 yachts and ships, those are all mobile medical, food, water supplies for any country or city in need.

    I bought like 1 million homes. All are now free housing for anyone that can't afford rent.

    I bought a ton of stadiums and aircraft carriers. Those are now the supply hubs for my world hunger and clean water and food for all venture.

    And I still had over half my starting money left. So I bought a ton more shit. But realistically I could have funded that humanitarian empire for the next century without even bothering to raise money or get donations.

    That's how I justified it.

    Oh, and I did buy 2 houses and 2 Lambos, for me, as a treat. But the rest went to humanity.

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