Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there's any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.

It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.

Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones

I've always found it funny that "horror show" and "хорошо" sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭

Or even make your own passive amp out of a few bucks' worth of PVC.

Doesn't even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system

It has a very round puffy top so it looks impressive

It also sounds weirdo to me. How would someone was their hair with headphones on? Unless, by headphones, they actually mean ear buds. Then again, I would be afraid of getting electrocuted or some shit. Even if they were supposedly waterproof.

And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway. They are what you eat when everything else is closed and you forgot to buy groceries.

There are two memes here. The first is the image of a "perfect" burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.

What you don't like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?

*Working ones

This is the future they took from us.

Mess with the best... die like the rest.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

OMG, I never noticed that he had bags over his headphones. That scene was the first thing I thought of when I saw OP though, so thanks for showing me that extra detail.

JOEY!

No its too full of borger

Something wrong?

"The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic."

🎼"DO YOU REMEMBAH?"🎶

They played 90s music while we were showering

Does the Bluetooth work underwater?

Some of the cheap ones aren't real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.

Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn't work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that'd matter less.

I also am not so sure I'd trust them to be waterproof, and anything that is would likely have a heftier pricetag. That, and I'm pretty tired of everything having batteries.

i just prop my phone on the top shelf of my shower caddy and hope for the best

ditto. my aomais go has really good battery life has decent fidelity and can withstand an occasional droplet

sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you've painted in my head.

Which ones?

I mean I just have a shelf high up in the shower that I put my phone on and play music out of the speaker. The acoustics are great in the shower, why would you want earbuds?

lol i thought they meant shower with headphones instead of water. like a sonic shower for your head.

Yeah, like what is this even about? You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker with pause/play, volume, and sometimes even forward and back skip buttons for pretty cheap.

In a household with different schedules, it isn't always okay to blast shit and sing along.

Yeah, but companies want you to buy new ones every year or two.

Get borger. Cheap, not waterproof, but you can eat it whenever you want in the shower.

That would be an extra 5,000 gallons of shower usage for me if I got them.