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[–] 26 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Jesus, i really didn't get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It also sounds weirdo to me. How would someone was their hair with headphones on? Unless, by headphones, they actually mean ear buds. Then again, I would be afraid of getting electrocuted or some shit. Even if they were supposedly waterproof.

    And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway. They are what you eat when everything else is closed and you forgot to buy groceries.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    You can't get 'electrocuted' from an earphone battery, it's not nearly powerful enough. A car battery (lead-acid) could in some scenarios deliver unpleasant shocks.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Unpleasant shocks are what I meant. English is my second language so sometimes I get terms wrong. But yeah, I wouldn't want to have an electronic device close to my ears when I'm getting drenched.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Don't worry that wouldn't happen with such a small battery. You would not feel anything at all.
    You can wet your fingers and touch a 9V alkaline as an experiment, or touch that to your tongue - this has more than twice the voltage of the cell typically used in earphones

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago

    There are two memes here. The first is the image of a "perfect" burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.

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