Next up, the world encourages all American cultural centers, Ripleys Believe It or Not oddotoriums, also be closed

It’s only a fictional convention, like waking up and only being cute and lazy in bed. There’s wild hairs everywhere, morning breath, eye boogies, gotta pee maybe shit.

You vastly overestimate the capabilities of the average modern human being

Yeah but you can say Christmas gasoline in August now, so the terrorists, I mean communists don’t win.

And so installers were harder to come by, which means fewer people were told about it. Pretty easy to understand why it took a while to catch on.

Y'all have a govt feeding and clothing y'all? Mine is just trying to kill me in 100 different ways.

I knew it'd be horrible but it's way worse than I expected, too. No wonder they keep losing elections, the people in charge aren't even pretending to be in the business of getting their canidates elected!

Probably? This is his only play, all his life - get into a situation that is over his head, like a casino, or real estate, or acting, or literally every aspect of government, where he makes things worse and damaging to the industry, and then extracts bribes and extorts people in those deals industries with promises to give them exceptions from that harm. It's mafia shit. He is running a racket with a system he didn't build but he did take over by force.

Trump literally said he likes a weak dollar. They think all it will do is let them buy up all the property from poor people and take out cheap to free loans. They are sorely mistaken that disrupting the global economy and forcing investment into the dollar and potentially losing it as a global base currency will end up well for all rich people and bad for all poor people.

So much for bribing Japan to hold theirs. Good job, republicans, you destroyed the dollar, something everyone thought was impossible at one point.

Keep pushing that fascism negotiating centrism that has pulled the Overton window so far right we actually put a fascist in the presidency and got a compliant congress and court, though. Good thinking.

I’m reminded of some sage advice an elder said in my youth.. “don’t want none, don’t start none”