It's the secret code that tells the other billionaires to hurry into their bunkers.

Inb4 he kicked the bucket earlier this weekend and shits fucked

• Dumbledore asked calmly on Easter.

failed insult comic & convicted felon Don (The John) Trump celebrates the high holy day of Easter with his fellow American followers of the Prince of Peace with a calming prayer for international understanding which included a subtly expressed proposal to commit further war crimes overseas

Agent of chaos.

Think you’re right. As stupid as this is it’s far too coherent to be a trump rant. This has angry middle class big truck small dick energy.

Not even at Easter do MAGA abstain from the White House special flour.

It's worse that Miller, it's worse than Vance.

Its AI slop.

Wasn't there a rumor that Bibi got replaced with AI for a while because nobody could believe the uncanny appearance he had on TV?

It’s from an AI, comprised on a model based on trumps prolific posting past. trumpAI.

because drawing on an inside strait is poor poker strategy???

Peak America.

In a sane world, everybody who wrote or approved that title should never be allowed to work in news media again. It is a fucking disgrace.

The vast majority of Congress either agree with his actions wholeheartedly or agree in principle and are only opposed to the incompetent execution. Imperialism is bipartisan.

What good does impeachment do? They stay in office after they're impeached, nothing changes. It's just Congress throwing a fit. It gives them a chance to go on record for or against Trump, but we all know the score there, so that's pointless, too.

The core will praise him for being tough and say it like what it is!

It’s all pretty easy to wrap your head around once you accept that they didn’t give a shit about Obama’s suits or condiments or even his words. He was black. Period. Everything else was manufactured outrage to try to get him out.

Trump is objectively a worse person in every way. Except his skin colour. What would have happened if Obama said or did any of the shit Trump gets praised for (let alone gets away with…)? He’d have been lynched.

America’s the shithole they project onto every other country.

But that's just the thing, this is the gutteral reaction to a well run presidency by a black man. Add to it the left swallowing the bait, hook, line, and sinker on the culture war (sorry folks, trans rights, while needed, do not make a platform) and corporate Democrats rolling over for money harder than Evel Knievel at Cedars Palace, and you have our present situation.

Don't make me hopeful.

It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.

It was Hegseth's turn to shove his arm up Trump's shitty asshole and make him dance.

It’s a Bible verse.

John 20: 14-16

At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.

He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?Who is it you are looking for?”

Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”

Jesus said to her, “Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “WTF!” (which means “what the fuck”).

Except the fully alcohol infused US Secretary of War, Death & Blasphemy would have concluded his Christ-like Easter invocation with a rousing, most masculine “in the name of Jesus, amen!”

That doesn't sound like his typical cadence. I don't think Trump wrote that.

The part I take issue with is the "There will be nothing like it!!!".

"IT WILL BE NOTHING THE WORLD HAS SEEN BEFORE" is something I would expect from Trump.

The football was hidden from Trump in his first term, IIRC.

The irony was when reading the post, the apostrophe was what made me question if he wrote it. I was surprised he knew how to use an apostrophe or where to find it on his phones keyboard. That was my first thought about the person Americans elected to lead their country. Says a lot and I am American.

It's also TACO day

Imagine that's what does it tho lmao. Like they just have him actually retire due to that.

GOP hopiing to wash off the stain. Not gonna work.

I know, I had hoped too. Many of us did.