The delusions are voiced to try and calm investors, moreso than gaslight voters

Spin the wheel, unlock a new childhood trauma

She's gonna need a lot of therapy

Lose Your Soul is a favorite

Donny is a little slow, I expect his reactions are gonna get worse as consequences slowly dawn on him, realized or not

Onion had that one in the chamber, well done

Here's the thing, though. "We" don't vote conservative. The problem is more that sometimes, when it's critical, "we" don't show up at all.

Ok I see it now. I'm on mobile

Nvm there's two lecterns, duh

A minister and a recent Republican. My excitement is tempered. A win's a win, but he's got to vote for stuff, too.

Is this the cartoonist that every AI is trained on?

In spite of him, really.

I'm fortunate enough to have moved into a neighborhood that still has families going door-to-door. We've been here for just a few years now, but at first we weren't sure if we'd get any visitors. Reason being, we noticed a lot of signs in different areas, neighboring towns, etc., for "trunk or treat" events. Most involve church groups. It all sounds very insular and paranoid to me.

Could be all those kids in your neighborhood are being driven to a parking lot so they can get candy from the back of a minivan instead of meeting the people they live next to.