TIL my mental health isn't that bad.

Thank you. I am properly disoriented now.

My partner say this might be an example of Outsider art.

Witness Me

Seems like the listing might be part of a pyramid scheme.

The paint doesn't bother me one bit, since that's an easy fix and was clearly loved by the previous owner. What bothers me, however, is the clear signs of neglect to the home's maintenance (bathrooms falling apart, yard in disarray, carpets tattered, etc.), which is much more involved to correct, and is usually paired with much more expensive demos (structural, plumbing, electrical, etc.).

"Oh, Egypt... Egypt... Egypt... Justin Bieber shrine... Egyp... wait, what?"

Well, you pay 125k for walls, a roof and some pipes and electrics. In some places that's cheap.

Real estate agents when you get to the bedroom:

Don’t know why everybody is hating on it. It looks like a house where people could express themselves. Pretty cool. If you don’t like it you can renovate and paint t your own

I appreciate the jaunty angle of the toilet cistern. It has seen some shit but maintains an indefatigable elan.

I'm disappointed by the lack of Egyptian theme in the backyard. I expected the them would carry through.

That was truly awful. Owner afflicted by some ancient mummy curse?

"property that can be tailored to individual tastes and requirements. Early viewing is highly recommended to appreciate the scope and potential on offer within this promising property."

Realtor enjoyed writing thst

Picture #15 will shock you! (so much so that it's censored?)

I spent too long trying to figure out what was going on with the walls (and ceiling!) in #s 2 and 3. My first thought was a kid run amuck with markers, but it's too..."well done." Wall paper? No, it's not regular enough. All I can come up with is stamps, which is confusing on its own.

Oh, and the spot at the end of the stairs in #9, under the window to another planet--that's got to be beginning of a wormhole forming, right?

Honestly? A new coat of paint on the walls and a new kitchen & bathroom and this place would be pretty solid.

I did not expect Jedward.

wooowwww

It's like living inside KidPix

omg! i honestly liked something here.

I think this is a great place for someone into:

• Egypt
• Drugs
• Twilight

I was prepared for Groverhaus: UK, but not for GroverTut’s Psychadelic Tomb

The paint is no big deal.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is the layout:

Why the fuck is the toilet on the opposite side of the kitchen from the rest of the bathroom?!

They need to either:

• move the toilet to the same room as the rest of the bathroom and then knock down the vestibule/pantry wall to make the kitchen less tiny, or
• knock down the "shower room" wall to expand the kitchen, add a sink opposite the toilet (probably swapping them so the sink would be where the toilet is and the toilet would be under the stairs), and build a full bath somewhere upstairs, taking space from the weirdly-long bedroom.

Updating and Modernisation Required

Indeed.

100x the sales revenue if it be listed on the art market rather than the property market.

IDK if £125,000 is cheap for the area, but I imagine it would cost a lot more than it's worth to fix it. Looks like a bit of a disaster I'd expect to see on one of those shite reality shows where they fix up a house to flip it.

As a kid I had a short phase where I was obsessed with stickers and wanted to stick them on every part of the house. Seeing this I'm glad my parents didn't let me.

Egyptian hieroglyphs and Jedward - tasteful combination.

The two crucifixes are a nice addition to all that.

I’ve never seen a mentally ill building before.

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

It's like a doctor who episode that really shit the bed

If someone had the funds for it, this could be remade into a lovely home with a lovely garden. There is potential there... but holy shit the amount of renovation that needs to be done before a real human can move in is exhausting.

Wow. Awful taste and poor execution! What a trip.

Were there boobs in pic 15 or something?

TBH I feel like maybe the wall of teen idols with a crucifix above them all tells a story I am not sure I want to hear.

But...having seen a lot of generic greige walls in my day, I admire something that's immediately so ugly to my eyes. Genuinely.

Can we talk about the singular run of fence? Nevermind the house, that's where my questions lie.

Most homes have good bones, but this one has whole preserved bodies.

"A gas fireplace is not inherently a fire hazard, so we made sure to drag this flimsy drape all the way across it."

Okay but the ceiling runner pattern kinda works.

Did they just let the kids decorate?