Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

Posting guidelines.

Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content

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This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:

Be civil, remember the human.
No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.

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Crack a cold one while you drop a dookie (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

24 comments fedilink

Not the worst I've seen but definitely raised an eyebrow.

link to listing

You cannot possibly prepare yourself for this house. (www.rightmove.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

70 comments fedilink

Who needs LSD when you can just go out in to your garden? (www.rightmove.co.uk)

submitted 8 months ago by blackn1ght@feddit.uk to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

20 comments fedilink

Monotone (www.rightmove.co.uk)

submitted 8 months ago by negativenull@piefed.world to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

47 comments fedilink

This bathroom is astonishing. (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

89 comments fedilink

I have no words (www.redfin.com)

submitted 10 months ago by negativenull@piefed.world to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

41 comments fedilink

803 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Jagget@sh.itjust.works to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

30 comments fedilink

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1316-Lake-Way-Dr-Charlotte-NC-28214/6173107_zpid/

"Step right up to the home of your dreams (or your coolest nightmares!) " (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by ladel@feddit.uk to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

15 comments fedilink

Courtesy of https://eigenmagic.net/@weirdestate/114944981782177790

A history of hedges, and other things. Cash buyer only. (www.watson1889.com)

submitted 1 year ago by apis@beehaw.org to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

2 comments fedilink

https://www.watson1889.com/9-ardenvohr-street-woodstock-road-belfast/1015664

Pilfering shamelessly, having stumbled across this and the additional images elsewhere.

No images of the interior, however some clever folk used google streetview to look at the place in 2008, 2012, 2014, 2019, and at some point between then and now.

Note the changes in the shape of the main hedge, including the addition of a curve.

A completly accurate listing. No issues at all. (apps.realtor.com)

submitted 1 year ago by SinningStromgald@lemmy.world to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

3 comments fedilink

9, 583 acre lot.

3,530sqft home.

$4,700 price tag.

Totally accurate listing here folks.

Is “required to be demolished” a bad sign? (www.zillow.com)

submitted 1 year ago by moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

17 comments fedilink

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