Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.

It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.

If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.

It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.

> No blinds on the windows

> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower

> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close

por

quoi

Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.

Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though

Why is there a vase in the doorway to the shower?!

Is that just a window? Why??

That's a lot of windows for a room with a shower in it.

It looks like a TSA body scanner.

I feel like there's a not-terrible version of this concept and this is its Wario

The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.

• why is there a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows?
• why don't the windows have blinds?
• why is there carpet?
• why would you put a candelabra... there?
• how do you get into the shower? it has to be on the right, next to the sink, but...
• why are the towels as far away from the sink as possible?
• why is there an empty vase in the shower window?
• why does the shower have windows?
• why have a stall shower in a bathroom this huge in the first place?
• why is there a floor hvac register? what happens if the shower floods?

The shower is cool but it feels like there's so much wasted space behind it. And I'm sorry, but is that carpet???

This person doesn't believe in having a place where "the sun don't shine."

"And what do you want for your shower?"

"You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?"

"Say no more"

I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.

Carpet?

I’ve seen constructions like this that play with polarization and convex glass to keep your bits hidden. This one seems to choose neither option.

That cup is probably there so the owner can rehydrate from all the sex he's having in that pussy-magnet of a shower.

This is the stuff i love seening Ryan George trash talk.

Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.

Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.

"Chefs kiss"

What's with the very tiny plant on the far side of the shower?

Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?

Where do you even get 'into' this abomination.

Any chance you can share the listing?

Oh high neighbors! Oh my Johnson is just a little dirty! That's all!

Pretty sure I would keep bumping my head trying to drink from that glass of water 😂

that looks like a shower elevator thingy ngl.

Looks like they let their 10yo vomit on the walls of that thing.

Where bathroom?

It looks super cool and aesthetically pleasing!

As weird as this is, it's better than a lot of modern showers where people just don't put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.

Soulless minions of orthodoxy don't know a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber when they see one.

I'm pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.