Good point. Back to the drawing board.

It... also costs 100k

Edit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better

Or dispose of evidence.

you're right. no one would believe that

Cybertrucks are 17 times more likely to kill you in a fiery way than the Ford Pinto, the previous record holder.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/02/report-cybertruck-safety-ford-pinto/

With 'murican healthcare prices the fatality rate is a feature.

But maybe they have the lowest crash rate?
So like, crashes cost money right? Someone is responsible. Someone has to pay.
But if everyone dies in an inferno, then nobody is responsible. Who can pay? They're all dead! What medical bills? What repairs? It's all a write off.
Sounds like a high mortality rate with low accident rate is an absolute profitable win! Free market baby!

Chances of you experiencing the apocalypse - Zero

Chances you will get trapped in an Cybercuck and be unable to get out - Not zero

You have 30 seconds to escape your car
You have 10 seconds
Your car has been incinerated
Your car has burned your bones to ash
You have 30 minutes to collect your ash

I daily a Fiero and don't think even at its worst point people burned inside trapped without handles.

Not all of them act the same way. We have the hidden handles on our 26 Equinox EV but it still pivots open if you press on the opposite side of pulling to act as a normal handle.

My wife and I are in need of a truck since we moved to a rural area and need one for stuff like trash disposal and whatnot. We've decided to get something practical like a hundai santafe or honda ridgeline

The reason to eliminate door handles that Tesla and others typically give is aerodynamic efficiency. Granted there are other bigger aerodynamic problems. gestures at the rest of the fucking truck

It looks like a DeLorean model that refused to render properly

Lmao

Fires that entrap passengers are a well-documented and recurring problem with every model in Tesla’s lineup of vehicles

How is this a perfectly valid statement about the worlds richest man's car company without us beating him to death with hammers/ seeing how many of those baseball sized steel balls he can handle?

looks like a DeLorean

It is a "Deplorean"

“Unique” here refers to the fact that every other car is built pretty much the same way in as much first responders are concerned, and that makes them predictable and fairly easy to get out of while cybertrucks are strong enough and door-handleless enough to be incredibly dangerous(while also not being strong enough to do most of what they promise).

Mars project cancelled, now aiming for moon Nebraska.

You could almost say it's like being put into an oven.

CaaS

Feature, not a bug.

It will be monetised soon enough

Just to be clear so people don't think they are protected when they're not: those window strikers ONLY work if your car windows are TEMPERED glass. They are 100% useless on laminated glass. The Cybertruck's "unbreakable Armor Glass" is laminated.

its also a 100k coffin with a built in charcuterie machine, that can slice VENISON in half.

I do this every time I see one of those dorks driving one around.

creep cremator

Disposable too