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[–] 85 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 50 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    lmao this takes me back to the olden days of bait when you could just call something shit and people would argue.

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  • [–] 45 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    This contextless superficial review of classics denies the groundbreaking gameplay, art styles, storytelling, and direction that these games contributed to the artistic medium that is video games.

    Like saying that The Godfather sucks becuase it is derivative and stuck in the time that it was created.

    Alright I'm done yelling at clouds.

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  • [–] [S] 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Alright I'm done yelling at clouds.

    Plural? I only see one.

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  • [–] 36 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    What "slop"? Stop using "slop" for everything now. Fucking kid.

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  • [–] 90 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Sorry but "slop" has been reserved for AI-relater insults only and I will not accept any dilution of that.

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I mean, it's a little funny. I saw people calling things quality-slop or artistic-slop

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    First, someone half-clever comes up with a neologism or repurposes an uncommon word to describe a new phenomenon.

    *Monkey's paw of linguistic integration curls another of its infinite fingers*

    Someone not so clever hears the word and fails to understand the word. They take it to mean good or bad because they are too simple to comprehend more than a judgemental binary. Now they use their shiny new word that makes them feel clever for everything. More not so clever individuals do the same. Now it's used by every idiot with an internet connection.

    The clever person sounds like an idiot by simply being the human surrounded by parrots saying the same thing, and the concept they were trying to bring into public consciousness is treated as the noise of the rabble. It is a battle even to get people to take it seriously.

    But, hey, at least the memelords get to feel clever and you can snort quietly for a half a second when you scroll past the memes.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago

    It's fine. 40 is the new 30, 30 is the new 20, and this kind of youthful confusion about time and aging is exactly what I'd expect from a 10 year old, so it tracks.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago

    I love my gramp games :(

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    2004 was 10 years ago right? Please?

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (4 children)
    • The 90s was about 10 years ago.
    • 2005 was about 10 years ago.
    • The 2010s was about 10 years ago.

    I don't know why and I know it doesn't make sense, but apparently everything feels like it was about 10 years ago to my millennial brain.

    Except 2020, that was like last year.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Except for 2020..the year that never was.never ended..feels like everything changed after 2020.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I have a method for estimating how many years ago something was - I think of a number and then double it. Used to work pretty well, but nowadays I'm noticing I need to add 4 to the estimate of anything that happened before COVID.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago

    It's only slop if it's bad. Otherwise it's core. In this case, Grampcore.

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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    Are they just mad that the best year in gaming was 1998. Games back then can still be played today they don't need a always online servers that will get shutdown. Every multiplayer game came with a free dedicated server and you could vote kick the cheaters or just people being assholes. Mods were everywhere and encouraged by the devs not lawsuits. Most games didn't come with with a rootkit pretending to be DRM.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I recently had a hankering to play Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Because the game is so old and buggy, and because I'm running Linux, it took a lot of patching and tweaks to get running. Probably took around 4 hours, because you can't tell which random fix someone posted a decade ago will work until you try it. It was a very authentic experience of gaming in the early 2000s, and the struggle made playing the game all the more fun.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You needed more fixes than the Unofficial Patch?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If I was on windows I'm sure the unofficial patch would've done it all, but in linux I had to use a couple of virtualisation tools I'd never heard of (whereas every game I've tried from this decade runs out of the box with Proton). The most hair-pulling step was that I had to run the game via a symlink because if the full path to the executable was too long it'd crash to desktop before I even got to hear the menu music. God bless the protondb commenter that figured that out.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I miss LAN parties, everyone coming over lugging their desktops and CRT monitors, having an 8-port 10gps Ethernet hub (not switch), staying up late playing 4v4 StarCraft maps and Diablo 2 games at max capacity.

    Good times.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I'm a pizza delivery driver and three weeks ago I delivered to a party of 11-13 year olds who had a bunch of monitors and consoles together in a living room having a Halo LAN party. In the year of our Lord 2026. I thought I'd stepped into the past

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    This is so fucking stupid. If you substitute movies or books for the images it would just seem stupid.

    It's weird video games get this strange space of "old".

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    As soon as people started calling staples of the FPS genre "boomer shooters," I knew it was over.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    That never made sense to me, since Boomers by and large weren't the ones playing games then.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Boomer is shorthand for "old". Accuracy is not a requirement for a snappy genre title.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Is it called a "boomer shooter" because it has exploding barrels (or other things) you can shoot?

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    D2 listed as slop? SLOP!?!?!? Who created this horrible meme and where do they live? My baseball bat wants to have a few words with them.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    D2 listed as slop? SLOP!?!?!?

    D2 was the OG slop. Rogue-like before Rogue-like was cool. An endless, graduated grind with minimal story and hundreds of hours of "We've changed the color palette slightly so you know the thing you're click-spamming is more difficult to kill" monotony.

    It's the kind of game you play through once with glee, then get halfway through the second run at higher difficulty, gasping for air at 2am on a Wednesday night with exams the next day, and ask yourself "Holy shit, what have I done with my life?!"

    Then you jam the uninstall button, snap the CD, and bury yourself in your bedsheets dreading the hangover after your brief moment of lucidity fades.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Then you jam the uninstall button, snap the CD, and bury yourself in your bedsheets dreading the hangover after your brief moment of lucidity fades.

    Yeah, uninstall and snap the CD definitely not buy a couple more copies so you so you multi bot farm with D2jsp for perfect uniques. Absolutely definitely not that never ever didn't happen. Nope.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

    I just played Fallout 1 and 2 for the first time. Though they've certainly aged poorly in a lot of ways, both were still fun plays, and worth the experience just to see where the franchise came from, ya know?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Aged poorly as in the controls/UI? I remember seeing that people had modded some QoL changes, but I still haven't taken the plunge.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago*

    There was certainly a good deal of that, but my main issues were with "of the time" content stuff - sexism, bigotry, ableism, etc. Things to be expected in "edgy" nerd media of the time. Like I said, though, still fun to play through.

    For the more technical roughness, I highly recommend Fallout1in2 (if you have both 1 and 2), as well as the Fallout 2 Restoration Project. Both of those completely smoothed over the rough edges for me and added a number of QoL things that were very appreciated.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Doing the same, just made it to Redding, trying to get this damn car working lol

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Nice. I wouldn't stress too much about the car. It's definitely a later-game upgrade that takes a decent amount of work and resources to make happen. Definitely good to have, though, so keep it in mind as you play through the game.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Ugh then why did they give me the quest so early on, you bastards! Thanks!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Hah, yeah, it's a bit of a tease putting it at the beginning like that. I can't say if my playthrough was typical or not, but I ended up getting it about mid-way through or so. The money requirement was the biggest hurdle for me.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    The big draw of Wasteland 2 and 3 for me was getting classic Fallout-style gameplay with modern quality of life improvements. They've got very similar aesthetics and chunky gameplay, though Wasteland is more squad oriented

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Where do I even put the money to unlock everything?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    all these games came out past my prime video game years, i am great gramp gamer i guess

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If these games were cars you could register them as classics in California. If you played any of them on release, you should probably stand up and stretch after you read this comment

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    ...don't call it slop, you damn brat!

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Ow, my back and my feelings

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    -Slop?

    The distance between a new term’s invention, its ironic use, to it then being abused is getting shorter and shorter.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Thanks for the game recommendations. Can't wait to try them out!

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    You: smugly laughing at video games from the 90s

    Me: Slipping into a dementia addled bliss as I play the classics absent any DLC, Microtransactions, or fear that the studio will collapse before it finishes the series

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    You fucking wish, these games have everything except graphics due to the time they were created and games made today have just graphics and nothing else that made 20-30 years old games amazing for a fraction of the size and a fraction of the cost.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Mewgenics is goddamned amazing & looks like absolute shit, so, the tradition continues?

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    We could use a proper remake of the original Deus Ex. One of the all time greats in the FPS RPG genre.

    Thief would be good too, but currently KCD2 is mostly satisfying that itch despite stealth not being it's main focus.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Keep an eye out for Surreal 98. It translates Unreal Engine 1 games to Unreal Engine 5 as they run in the background. The main attraction will be the eventual VR support, though the improved graphics are very much worth it too. There's an early access build on steam. No VR support yet, but Deus Ex already looks lovely.

    I played it a bit. Liberty island looks exactly as I remember it from back then, which is to say a LOT better than the original. But man, Hong Kong, with all the neons and water and everything, it's exquisite.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I recently played Half Life for the first time. It was fun! There is really no issue with old games, unless they had issues from the start, of course.

    And now I finally get the "Blah blah blah Mr. Freeman" joke.

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