D2 listed as slop? SLOP!?!?!?

D2 was the OG slop. Rogue-like before Rogue-like was cool. An endless, graduated grind with minimal story and hundreds of hours of "We've changed the color palette slightly so you know the thing you're click-spamming is more difficult to kill" monotony.

It's the kind of game you play through once with glee, then get halfway through the second run at higher difficulty, gasping for air at 2am on a Wednesday night with exams the next day, and ask yourself "Holy shit, what have I done with my life?!"

Then you jam the uninstall button, snap the CD, and bury yourself in your bedsheets dreading the hangover after your brief moment of lucidity fades.