Not on your life buddy, I want it delivered and a full refund.

The driver actually did die.

Did I stutter? I said NOT on your life.

I'm genuinely curious to find out that were your dasher hospitalized, and you clicked that link and went through whatever rigamarole required, they would receive the flowers.

And would they send another dasher to deliver the flowers?

What about if that dasher gets injured and hospitalized? It's just dashers, flowers, and hospitals all the way down.

Is this real or photoshopped? I don't use DD, or most social media so I have no clue if this is real or I've been had.

0.3 away

Away what? Apples? Eggs?

Is this a late stage capitalism?

👨 🫴🦋

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

"Your dasher crashed, but based on his tracking, he's still crawling towards you. This could induce some delay. If you go meet him on the way, you can get a rebate on your tipping fees!"

"Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?"

It's a trap. Like in the famous documentary, 'The Santa Clause', if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.

Sir you can't be on this side of the police tape. Are you are related to the deceased?

No, but I'm just going to snag my Mickey Donalds right quick and I'll be out of your way.

"sEnD fLoWeRs tO yOuR dAsHeR's hOsPiTaL rOoM" 💀

At least there's still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers

0.3 what away from me? Miles? Kilometers? Meters? Units matter - I'm not driving to the other side of town just to pick up a bloody pizza.

the dasher delivering your flowers to the previous dasher's hospital room, has gotten into an accident

"Oh my god is he ok?"

"Yes your food is 50% ok!"

I actually had this happen once. Dasher got in an accident

The app just showed his car going in circles around the point he crashed

I hate capitalism.

"your Dasher has died in a collision but here's a pin drop in the chance you can collect your order from the wreckage"

Needs instructions for in person pickup.

"Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask."

Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

I wonder what % of people seeing this think it's real? People really gotta keep an eye on the community and understand what shitposting means

Did you tip?

I'm not going outside in this weather. Especially if I have to put pants on. They should just send a second driver to pull my Arby's out of the burning wreckage and finish the delivery without me having to tell them.

This looks like a Soren mockup.

nO tIp No TrIp 😂

The application let's you send flowers to your "dasher's" hospital room

Taking about dystopian.

We don't care about that motherfucker that damn near killed himself and inconvenienced us, but hey, that's why we do the gig thing so we don't have to insure them! But hey, YOU totally should send him flowers!

If I wanted to go outside in the freezing cold I wouldn't have ordered out, jackdash.

Source: https://sorens.beehiiv.com/p/doordash-accident-order-recovery