Awww maaaaan

Can I come to yours for dinner?

What, like cola? Or cocaine?

Superb, I can break both my phone and the cable at the same time /s

Though tbf I've got stock Apple cables which are years old. I don't get how people do this.

Ask for a real ceasefire, probably get an Israeli-style ceasefire. Don't do it Mr Z.

Because I'd rather have the cable die than some super-ruggedised cable with the flexibility of a pencil break the port.

Let's face it, they probably did. But at this point it's fucking moot.

I genuinely thought that was everyone. Who just follows bullshit roles that lack substance or explanation - oh, right.

It bothers me greatly that the grips and cutting edge are on the wrong side.

sudo zypper update

Who are you? Get out of my head.

Get outta here with your good logic and reasoning.