China is going to tell us not to play hockey anymore, because we’re letting them sell cars here?
Get this sundowner a nap.
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The thing that is implied but not stated outright is that if Canada is not subservient to the US, then it must be subservient to China. Obviously, there are more choices for us.
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Someone needs to jersey this old fart and slam him into the boards.
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Just. Fucking. D . . .
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He’s worried he won’t be privy to the new hot and steamy locker room talk anymore ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Very little of what the sack of orange mayonnaise says shocks me these day, but this got me.
Trump has to be the stupidest mother fucker on the planet right now.
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…Please don’t link DailyBeast.
If you want to stick it to the US, block US tabloids. Please don’t give them views.
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You can tell it was bullshit right away because he claimed to have a friend.
China has a good sledge hockey team.
Pretty sure he's senile, at this point
Literally shits himself in a press conference
We in Canada lost our Lacrosse while dealing with the americans and that was our national sport for God's sake! We can't lose our ice hockey to China! /s
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I know we've joked about it for awhile now, but seriously, this is dementia right?
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"give yer balls a tug, donny" this guys is 10-ply.
" you wife shoots so much cum around my room I gotta put wood chips on the ground like I've got fuckin' guinea pigs."
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...what…?
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Dafqu?
I mean that's just levels of stupid that can't be blamed on dementia.
However it can be blamed on the fact that a bunch of new Epstien files were release and that it outlines the allegation that he got a blowie from a 14 year old.
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This is hilarious, but FFS 'thedailybeast' fuck off with your headlines. There's nothing panicked here. A realistic, actual meaty headline would be "Trump tells Canada that China will restrict Ice Hockey, when asked about British trade with China"
This headline tells the facts, without dipping into outrage politics.
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About 6 people outside the US take him seriously. Maybe 5.
"Ice hockey" what a fuckin moron
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Yes, of course. The very 1st thing they will say is no hockey.
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C'mon, bro! Xi doesn't even like hockey, bro! His mom said it's bad for you, bro! My mom said I could go to the NHL cup game, bro! C'mon, I'll be your best friend, bro!
Why would China even care about Canadians playing ice hockey? China has probably made money making hockey equipment or hockey themes toys etc. And even if China did want to ban Hockey do we really think the PM, who played hockey himself, will ban what is probably Canada's favourite sport just for a trade deal? Does Trump think Chinese boots will hit the ground and stop Canadians from shooting pucks around on frozen ponds?
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Carney and Trump have a heated rivalry
That's essentially Trump saying "I like turtles"
Really? That's the best boogeyman he can think of? They're going to ban ice hockey for no reason? (When they take over a country they barely think about)
Make him watch heated rivalry.
Is he getting high off his own supply of rush Limbaugh? This is the president that over half of us voters chose.
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Body check this fucking asshole already. Shit, refs probably would turn a blind eye to high sticking, hooking, or taking off your skates and cutting the bitch.
Trump 79, dies…🤞🏽
Trump derangement syndrome is real. MAGA is just too dumb to understand what it means.
Why do they always list his age like its relevant to the article? Yes hes ancient, this is not news.
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